I don't usually do this but I did get a laugh out of my 'new' name "Dorky Dippinsquirt"

DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e =crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = pickle
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = potty
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a= butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

~C~

Hi, I'm Boobie Wafflebrains!!

Greetings from:


Sloopy Dippindunkin!

That should make you feel better about your name...

On that note...good night!

Dorfus Chucklebiscuits, here! Nice to meet you! :D

-gollygee, I mean, Dorfus Chucklebiscuits

nite Sloopy!

wierd. very wierd!

snickle burger butt

Greeting from:

Boobie FarkleNose

OMG at THAT image!

Now assuming "pre" as my "first name" and "boxed" as last we get:

Crusty PickleHumperdinck (sounds like I now need some antibiotics or something...)

This has been a rough week! Thanks for the giggle.

Yours in silliness
BFN/CPH

Oooh, if I use my trail name I'm Booby ChickenChicken! :D

-gollygee aka Dorfus Chucklebiscuit aka Booby ChickenChicken

Dorky Pickleshorts

DP (aka TG)

Wishes for a wonderful weekend from...

>^..^< Goober Dippindunkin

I'm way ahead of everyone!!

Zippy Pickletush - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The littlest foxes:

Dorky Pickletush and
Sloopy PIckletush

And Dad the Muggle Fox

Tootsie Pickletush!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm the only one awake at my house, I gotta share with someone!

Wait til they wakeup in the morning - LOL!!!

Mama FOx - easily amused!

Please address me as:

Snickle Picklefanny

Nice to meet you!

S. Picklefanny
(aka T of
TheThreeCs)

Was this real of trail name?

I am either Snooty Dippintush or Boobie Farklehump. I like the first, my real name.

LL/ZZ

I'm snooty pickledoodle... nice to meet you!

night writer

Now, here's an interesting situation...my trail name has no third letter in the second word, therefore I am to be known as:

Dumbo Dingle.

I felt a little shortchanged until I learned that Dumb Blonde is now Sleezy Frickenbrains.

Using our real names, we are Crusty & Sloopy Pickledunkin.

Must see MisterSnarky (AKA/Snooty Rhinobutt) about filing for a name change.

And best wishes for a delightful weekend from Snickle Dippinchunks. ;-)

Woo-hoo

Snooty Gorillafrack here.

AGJ

OMG! I'm a Tootsie Farklesniffer! I hope Farkles smeel good!

Well let's see if I used my trailname and assuming that humngbrd was my first name and wchr was my last name I would now be known as..... Sleezy Battyshorts... HA HA HA if I used my real name I would be known as ..... Doombah Battytush.... seems no matter which way I go my last name would refer to my rear end some way some how, only thing that changes is I go from Sleezy to Doombah! LOL :0

humngbrdwchr

I just wanted to introduce myself. my name is goober chicken breath (lol) That gave me a good laugh when I woke up.

I don't think I will tell our 4 and 6 year old that our new last name would be "Pottybutt"--they don't need any help in the "potty" humor department from me!

But we are:
Dorfus, Dorfus, Tootsie (the 6 year old boy) and Dorky Pottybutt

Teeheee :)

Using real name - Zippy Dippinfanny

Using trail name - Snooty Gizzardbutt

Oh great...

I'm Liver WaffleButt

The cellulite isn't that bad is it?

Snooty Frickenbutt... hmmm...

And, my husband is Dorfus Frickenbutt...

Sloopy Pickledunkin??????

LW

According to my trail name I am Tootsie Pickletush. Sounds like someone farted a pickle. UUUUUUUUUHHHHH! is that where pickles come from?

Tootsie ChickenSprinkles

Not too bad, huh!!

Dorky Chickenbutt here!

Wow, it's a GOOD thing I didn't have this about 8 years ago...somehow, I think my parents would have frowned at having to attend the wedding of Dorky Waffledoodle and Sneezy Chuckledoodle...

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According to my trail name I am Tootsie Pickletush.

We are the PIckletush family too!!! Oh, we've found long lost cousins - and they letterbox too!!!!!! ;-))

Mama Fox