So, I try to sing Karaoke about one night a week, and the general consensus among my friends is that I can sing my a$$ off. This is not tooting my own horn, just a fact.

Here are some of my staples:
F#@k Her Gently
Talk Dirty To Me
You Never Even Called Me By My Name
Family Tradition
Let's Get it On
Patience
Longview
Behind Blue Eyes
Fortunate Son
Long Haired Country Boy
Home Sweet Home

The worst mistake I ever made, however, was to sing "A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying" by the Bloodhound Gang. The mistake wasn't so much my choice of song, it was my audience. I was in a redneck bar. Talk about a crowd turning on you. Sheesh.

Mr. Yuk

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and the general consensus among my friends is that I can sing my a$$ off

Would we have seen you in the American Idol auditions then? ;)

-AG

Oh No, if you look at my list of songs, I don't do Idolish songs. Hell, I don't even watch television except for Hocky, Football, and movies.

I still use my outside antenna for the basic stations.

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I still use my outside antenna for the basic stations.

Amen! Ours is hung up from the attic rafters. Can't get cable out in the country, and I refuse to pony up $50+ a month for satellite. Netflix rocks.

-AG

One can understand if one’s sense of sex-on-the-trail decorum has been bruised a bit here with the incident having occurred on (or not on) May 1st which ever the case may be, but surely there is something more important at stake here.

Ok, this is to anyone who has ever had sex in the woods; Is there anything better? C’mon…is there?

One persons May 1st might be another persons April 12th or June 3rd or November 24th.

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The worst mistake I ever made, however, was to sing "A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying" by the Bloodhound Gang. The mistake wasn't so much my choice of song, it was my audience. I was in a redneck bar. Talk about a crowd turning on you. Sheesh.

Stop! Stop! It's hard to be laughing this hard AND silently at work!

KuKu

{{I was in a redneck bar.}}

I'm trying to grasp there even being a redneck karoke bar...seems like a contradiction...LOL

Shiloh

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Here are some of my staples:
F#@k Her Gently
Talk Dirty To Me
You Never Even Called Me By My Name
Family Tradition
Let's Get it On

You truly are LBH material. Rock on! :)

-gollygee

:} excellent, just excellent!
~littlmoon