There once was a moose from Cali
who summed up AQ quasi-weekly
His humor and jokes
meant much to us folks
who wanted to thank him completely...

There once was a moose from San Jose
Who found a big box on a Fool's Day
Inside it not one...
but nearly a ton
of skivvies from across the USA.

There once was a mooose named Wmu
who left in the a.m. with NO CLUE
that for months all his friends
kept a big secret from him
Just waiting to say a big
Thank YOU!!

~HP~

There once was a moose very punny
Who lived where it always was sunny
He loved to pen verse
And it only got worse
'cause we all thought he was too, too funny

There once was a moose we all teased
(Hey - he posted pics with his cheese!)
But his heart is of gold
And that's why we're all sold
And want to tell him we're pleased.

-AG

There once was a Wassa so clever,
He kept us updated so never
Did we miss a great post
So we all make a toast
To Wassa and his 'Briefs' forever!

:)

Webfoot

There once was a real funny guy
For whom boxers (and briefs) we did buy
And stamps we did make
For lisascenic to take
To he who makes us laugh til we cry.

TG