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Re: Xana's fourth encounter
Board: Dungeons and Dragons
Reply to: #80842 by The Yorkshire Tortoise
Mar 25, 2007 1:00pm
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Quote When I said the monsters have 12 lives it was because I thought after each battle the monster got posted on to the next person for them to battle with. Does this not happen?
?A Puzzled Tortoise?


Dear Puzzled,
I can see where your confusion lies. Let me try to elucidate.

Consider this PLB as spanning two realms: The "everyday" realm of Predominately Ordinary Organized People, and the "fantasy" realm of Creative Other-Worldly Dungeons. For our purposes here, let me refer to these henceforth as "POOP" and "COW Dung."

You seem to be approaching this with POOPy thinking. Try instead to think in terms of COW Dung. It is very POOPy to limit thinking to it being the SAME reincarnated monster 12 times. But to imagine that each adventurer is traveling on a separate-but-similar plane, facing identical monsters yet converging on a single final battle in the same plane, is total COW Dung. While it may seem that POOP and COW Dung can be used interchangeably, do not fall into this trap: POOP concepts must be "projected" when dealing with fantasy realms, so that COW Dung concepts can be firmly planted for the purposes of the battles. In other words, you must fling POOP, and step in COW Dung.

Hope this helps...
-wassamatta_u, who is Full of Creative Reasoning And Postulations.
Re: Xana's fourth encounter
Board: Dungeons and Dragons
Reply to: #80862 by wassamatta u
Mar 25, 2007 1:28pm
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Quote For our purposes here, let me refer to these henceforth as "POOP" and "COW Dung."


ROFLMAO - again!

Coke spluttered and snorted everywhere - again!

And that, my dear Dungeonites, is why I am the audience and you lot the storytellers :-)

*?Puzzled of Yorkshire?*
Re: Xana's fourth encounter
Board: Dungeons and Dragons
Reply to: #80862 by wassamatta u
Mar 25, 2007 1:35pm
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Quote Consider this PLB as spanning two realms: The "everyday" realm of Predominately Ordinary Organized People, and the "fantasy" realm of Creative Other-Worldly Dungeons. For our purposes here, let me refer to these henceforth as "POOP" and "COW Dung."


(spraying imaginary Sprit....er, 7-Up all over the keyboard)

You know what's funny? After reading this, my first impulse was to laugh and say (I kid you NOT!) "Holy S***!"

(knocks on Wassa's door) Hey, Wassa! Look, I'm makin' crazy pie again and I ran CLEAN out of insanity. Can you hook me up? :-)

The S & H
Re: Xana's fourth encounter
Board: Dungeons and Dragons
Reply to: #80874 by Sprite and Highlander
Mar 25, 2007 2:18pm
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Quote Hey, Wassa! Look, I'm makin' crazy pie again and I ran CLEAN out of insanity. Can you hook me up? :-)


By the bucketful, dear Sprite... by the bucketful!
-wassamatta_u, The Batty Bard
Re: Xana's fourth encounter
Board: Dungeons and Dragons
Reply to: #80862 by wassamatta u
Mar 25, 2007 9:27pm
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O, my gawd, that was funny!

Quote wassamatta_u, who is Full of Creative Reasoning And Postulations


I can't help wondering how far I would NOT have gotten in life if I had had wassa in my class in school. I would never have been able to concentrate on my lessons!