Do you religiously watch Heroes?
Do you suffer from anxiety whether the show is on or not?
Do you experience moderate or severe depression when the show goes off?
Do you worry about whether New York City will be blown up by a man that no one can see?
Do you unconsciously shy away from cheerleaders, Japanese tourists, clock repairmen and Haitians?

If so, you are one of the millions of people who suffer from Herobia. However, there IS hope...

At the Clinic for Longterm Anxiety Issues Related to Excitement (CLAIRE), we help you take back your Monday nights and survive the week long torture associated with waiting for the next episode of Heroes to come on. Our teams of experts will work with you to find out what makes you tick so you don't feel explosive or suicidal after yet another amazing plot twist. Then, with just a simple injection, you will never feel those anxious moments again.

Don't just wait for special powers to make it all go away...come see us at CLAIRE and turn Herobia back into just another Monday night TV show. CLAIRE is located in the back of the Primatech Building. Just ask for Mr. Bennet or call 1-800-CHARLIE to make an appointment. If you can't come to us, call 1-800-HEY-SYLR for a quick and easy house call!

Disclaimer: Side effects may include forgetfulness, inability to keep metal objects solid, difficulty being seen, inability to maintain normal gravity, sensitivity to sound, extreme heat, sudden internet access, fear of Frenchmen, golden retriever headed children, fear of horned-rimmed glasses, a desire to investigate paper mills, a desire to rescue cheerleaders, inability to maintain cranial consistency, and a strange equal sign shaped birthmark after first visit. CLAIRE is not responsible for any possible birth defects or mutations that may occur. See your doctor before attempting to visit CLAIRE.

The S & H

Oh! (hu,hu,hu) Wait.. lemme catch my breath... (hu, hu)

Damn! I was laughing so hard I accidently stapled my hand. Hmmm, it didn't hurt, though, so perhaps I've already been to CLAIRE. Odd, I don't Remember going...

~HP~who wouldn't choose to cure this obsession for all the side effects in the world!

When Harry Met Peter :)
http://prettyannamoon.livejournal.com/132304.html
-- Dagonell the Pirate

See, THIS is what happens when I'm left to my own devices while my class is doing state testing! Honestly, I don't know HOW I survived without the internet before! LOL

OMG! That was really funny!!!!!!!!!! ROFL

~Baby Bookworm

Sign me up!

That is hilarious, Sprite. I especially love the "side effects." :D

You ought to go hang out on the 9thwonders boards and entertain us there, too. :)

(For those who don't know: NBC has done a lot of online stuff for this show. A little bit akin to the Lost Experience, I think, but not the same. 9thwonders.com is a great fan site with really active message boards. There are sites for Primatech Paper, Linderman's Corinthian Hotel, and Hana's blog, and a few others. If you go to 9thwonders, look at the message board called "Heroes Tie-Ins NBC" and you'll find messages about all of these things. This is how I kill time when I should be researching Puritan marriage customs for my thesis!)

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When Harry Met Peter :)
http://prettyannamoon.livejournal.com/132304.html

That is so funny.

And I just LOVE some of the terrific user icons that people create. "My name is Mohinder Suresh. You killed my father. Prepare to die." :D :D :D That totally made my day! :)

The Dread Pirate Queen,
thrilled that her three favorite men are all in a room together, and really hoping that all three of them make it out alive!

Oh my goodness, that was too funny!!!! This just made my lunchbreak.

Whispering Thunder

*who has not missed an episode since it came on.