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Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #65791 by The Little Foxes
Jan 23, 2007 8:12pm
(stands up on spool of thread and clears her throat while dabbing at eyes coated in Tammy Faye Baker's mascara)
I'd just like to come clean on a few things, since aspersions are being cast in my direction:
Yes, I DID spread the Sprite Virus to Jennifer Garner, although I did not name it.
Yes, I DID cause an order of PZKut meant for Mama Fox to become *temprarily lost*.
Yes, I DID give the Highlander webbed feet and purple hair (but he LIKES it!)
Yes, I DID force wassamatta into a dungeon for the amusement of a deity ('cause it was funny!)
Yes, I DID put a tack on teacher's chair but somebody snitched on me (plus I was the teacher!)
Yes, I DID have relations with that woman (and offered her grits and chocolate, but in a strictly platonically sense!)
YES, I did replace Hiro's sword with a replica from...LINDERMAN!
And finally, yes, I DID knowingly and willfully change the plot to Titanic to include James Earl Jones (but he made a GREAT shrimp!)
I have SINNED!!!
The (shameful sinner) Sprite & the (likes the way she sins!) Highlander
I'd just like to come clean on a few things, since aspersions are being cast in my direction:
Yes, I DID spread the Sprite Virus to Jennifer Garner, although I did not name it.
Yes, I DID cause an order of PZKut meant for Mama Fox to become *temprarily lost*.
Yes, I DID give the Highlander webbed feet and purple hair (but he LIKES it!)
Yes, I DID force wassamatta into a dungeon for the amusement of a deity ('cause it was funny!)
Yes, I DID put a tack on teacher's chair but somebody snitched on me (plus I was the teacher!)
Yes, I DID have relations with that woman (and offered her grits and chocolate, but in a strictly platonically sense!)
YES, I did replace Hiro's sword with a replica from...LINDERMAN!
And finally, yes, I DID knowingly and willfully change the plot to Titanic to include James Earl Jones (but he made a GREAT shrimp!)
I have SINNED!!!
The (shameful sinner) Sprite & the (likes the way she sins!) Highlander
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #65956 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 23, 2007 9:36pm
Sprite, I have to say that I so enjoy reading your messages. To the point they get me in trouble at work! I laugh so hard whenever I read one of yours that my co-workers are always asking me what's so funny. I just can't bring myself to share with them. Keep 'em coming.
kascadekat (who is fairly new and usually doesn't say much)
kascadekat (who is fairly new and usually doesn't say much)
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
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Reply to: #65965 by kascadekat
Jan 23, 2007 9:58pm
I know that one! My co-workers know me...too well! Then usually choose to ask no more...
I'm considered "weird" "but in a Good Way"...so they tell me. Yeah, whatever!
On AQ this is sometimes considered an attribute....no icon....yet!
Well that prolly won't last long! Welcome!
snort™
preboxed
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #65965 by kascadekat
Jan 23, 2007 10:09pm
LOL! Wish I could say I'm just crazy, but I think this is just the REGULAR me...scary! Like Jack Nicholson says, "What if this is as good as it gets?" :-O
I keep telling my students that THIS is why I don't drink coffee...can you imagine how much WORSE I'd be???
Trout Beer (was Re: South, North, Chocolate)
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Reply to: #65952 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 23, 2007 10:43pm
Sprite,do you work in marketing? :)
Shiloh
Shiloh
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #65956 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 23, 2007 10:46pm
*Entering through the back door and running into the courtroom*
Halt these here pre-ceedin's, your honor!!! I am filing to dismiss this here woman's coerced confession on account she was not advised of her legal rights AND she's not had time to properly retain legal counsel...
*to Sprite* Not one more word! ;-D
In fact, I file to dismiss all counts (except the tack on the teacher chair, and since she's the teacher, we can't arrest her for being tacky!!!)
Halt these here pre-ceedin's, your honor!!! I am filing to dismiss this here woman's coerced confession on account she was not advised of her legal rights AND she's not had time to properly retain legal counsel...
*to Sprite* Not one more word! ;-D
In fact, I file to dismiss all counts (except the tack on the teacher chair, and since she's the teacher, we can't arrest her for being tacky!!!)
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
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Reply to: #65972 by Alyson Wonderland
Jan 23, 2007 11:14pm
eh?
<preboxed..as always...preceeding hitting dem der "preview" button>
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #65976 by preboxed
Jan 23, 2007 11:36pm
pre, thas jes my akcent yure hearin'.... . Pre-ceeding is S.S. (southern slang) for "proceeding" that is:
Main Entry: pro·ceed·ing Pronunciation: -'sE-di[ng] Function: noun 1 : legal action As you know Mirriam Webster was a yankee and if'en she'd known better she'd a put it in there the RITE way.
cam, yes... i know.
Main Entry: pro·ceed·ing Pronunciation: -'sE-di[ng] Function: noun 1 : legal action As you know Mirriam Webster was a yankee and if'en she'd known better she'd a put it in there the RITE way.
cam, yes... i know.
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
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Reply to: #65981 by Alyson Wonderland
Jan 23, 2007 11:50pm
Ummmmm.....Legal actions and all
I plead the 5th! Really I think that's the best action - don't you pre!?
Heck ya, pre!
1, 2, 3, 4.....<gets distracted and wanders off claiming - well I DID get called for Jury Duty pREcently....and was dismissed..>
The trial was "continued." So is the insanity.....
Imagine that!
Ahem...
pre
;-)
<hot date with a pillow>
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #65956 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 24, 2007 4:58am
Well, Sprite, from my years in the legal profession, I can tell you this - it's not against the law to SIN. It's only against the law to do something illegal..... ;-))
I'll forgive you the "temporary" losing of my order of PZKut - only because the Tammy Faye image was just too hysterical.
And can you get me tickets to the premiere of your version of "Titanic"?? The original bored me to tears..........
Mama Fox - home again today with 2 sick kids - one getting better, one with a horrible cough. ANd it's supposed to snow here tomorrow - heh heh - two snow days would be OK WITH ME!!
I'll forgive you the "temporary" losing of my order of PZKut - only because the Tammy Faye image was just too hysterical.
And can you get me tickets to the premiere of your version of "Titanic"?? The original bored me to tears..........
Mama Fox - home again today with 2 sick kids - one getting better, one with a horrible cough. ANd it's supposed to snow here tomorrow - heh heh - two snow days would be OK WITH ME!!
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
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Reply to: #65956 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 24, 2007 5:06am
Wow! I was catching up on the posts this am and I woke up the whole house with laughter. If I am ever up in NY, can I come hang out with you Sprite? You sound so fun:)
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
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Reply to: #65997 by Shoafsters
Jan 24, 2007 7:28am
Trust me, she is :D She's a riot.
And the Highlander's great, too. Just...quieter. Kinda like 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Comedian." :P
CQ
Re: Mr. Quinn....
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Reply to: #65286 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 24, 2007 10:43am
keystrokes?? keystrokes??? we dun need no stinkin' keystrokes!
deniserows
and cracks herself up
deniserows
and cracks herself up
Trout Beer (was Re: South, North, Chocolate)
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Reply to: #65969 by shiloh
Jan 24, 2007 4:13pm
Nah, just did improv comedy for a while. I'm still suffering residual comedic effects! :-P
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Comedian (was Sprite's press confer
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Reply to: #66028 by Celtic Quinn
Jan 24, 2007 4:18pm
And YET...THAT was funnier than anything I could EVER have thought of! Now I have visions of the Highlander doing that weird stance from The Karate Kid!
Holy cow, he HAS done that!!! CQ, you still have that pic you took of him and Foggy doing that at each other??? We HAVE to share that with the world!
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
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Reply to: #65993 by The Little Foxes
Jan 24, 2007 4:58pm
Oh, sweet! (starts to go back to sinning! Wait a minute...ohhhh, you! Tryina get me in trouble with GOD! (looks up) I was just playin', God...I was only gonna sin a LITTLE!
And then she picks the two most disturbing aspects of my sinning to enjoy most...my obvious lack of smear free makeup and my even bigger lack of a grasp on reality. James Earl Jones as the shrimp...why do you people ENCOURAGE me this way! LOL
Sprite's press conference/confession (was Re: Mr. Quinn....)
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Reply to: #65972 by Alyson Wonderland
Jan 24, 2007 5:02pm
Matlock is right! I'm not per-jurating myself another hot minute!!!! (zips her lip!)
South, North, Chocolate (Re: Mr. Quinn....)
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #65756 by Dixie
Jan 26, 2007 2:34pm
see but if he does get sent back down there - DONT ASK TO BE HANDCUFFED! in no way get yourself handcuffed- cause he wont just use the metal ones- hell dig out his candy/gummy ones so you have to eat your way out!
and by the time your nearly are free you wotn be able to taste the gum form your flesh so youll biter off your hands adn have to drag yourself out with stumps!
and then how will you carve? huh? huh?
SO DONT GO TO HIS DUNGEON!
kitten without mittens (im never doing anything bad to him again....i like my hands)
and by the time your nearly are free you wotn be able to taste the gum form your flesh so youll biter off your hands adn have to drag yourself out with stumps!
and then how will you carve? huh? huh?
SO DONT GO TO HIS DUNGEON!
kitten without mittens (im never doing anything bad to him again....i like my hands)