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Stuff I've said while playing The Sims 2
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Jan 21, 2007 6:30pm
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I just found out that while I play The Sims 2 (which is at the LEAST an 8 hour a day, 3 day weekend affair), the Highlander has jotted down some of the things he's heard me saying to him or the screen. Taken out of context, this stuff is TRULY bizarre! I also apparently curse like a sailor, so I had to censor myself a bit and take out a LOT of the weirder stuff. (Warning: There actually IS a cow and a llama mascot in the University expansion pack...I'm not just WAY out there!)

"That's just Ricky...he's the resident ho."

"I hate this cow. The llama was ok, but I mean the cow....I hate that !@#$ cow!"

"Get off my bubble machine, stupid cow!"

"What would be good is if I could get Ricky to fall in love with the cow."

"I could get Ricky and the cow to make love in the hot tub. There'd be horns
and utters and hooves floppin' all around....it'd be great!"

"It's always good, at a graduation party, to have a piano playing cow."

"It'd be great if they had a 'shoot the cow' thing."

"This cow is PREDATORY. He's just prowling around LOOKING for people to
piss off!"

"Alright, that's it! Carrie, beat the !@#$ out of this cow!"

"I'm gonna put him in the pool and pull the ladders."

"He'll ventrilofart on them."

"She makes a good point....Snoopaloopa, ya know."

"Oh, !@#$! I had a great party going and the !@#$ cow shows up!"

“When the food is smoking green, ya don’t eat it! I mean there’s !@#$ flies comin’ off it!”

“So you find it more odd that a vampire is changing a baby’s diaper than the vampire being dressed up as a box of French fries?”

“Oh, the llama and the cow got into it! Which sucks, cuz I was gonna have the llama do her term paper.”

“I’m gonna stick his head in there anyways.”

“See look! Now his head’s on fire and he’s going, ‘YAAHH!! YAAHH!!’ And then he’ll want some grilled cheese.”

“No, you’re not going to exercise! You’re going to talk to that hot chick about grilled cheese so you can go platinum!”

“Oogie, oogie ooo, aga, oogie, ooo, ooo!”

And my favorite:

Highlander – “So it’s a cow plant that uses a piece of cake to lure people close enough so it can eat them? It’s like this bovine angler fish of human tragedy.”

Sprite – (without taking her eyes off the screen) “Yeah, it’s some pretty !@#$ up stuff.”
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Reply to: #65359 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 21, 2007 6:36pm
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<quote“When the food is smoking green, ya don’t eat it! I mean there’s !@#$ flies comin’ off it!”

Oh

my

GAWD!

You can't do this to me when my kids are trying to fall asleep ten feet away from me!! I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard! *wiping tears from cheeks* WHEW!

At least I don't have to do my ab workout tonight - Thank you for that!

And if wassamatta u needed headlines and teasers for Boxers 'n' Briefs, he'll need to look no farther!

Tell The Highlander "Thanks!!" for documenting all that! I'm bookmarking the post for when I need a great laugh!

-AG
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Reply to: #65359 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 21, 2007 6:38pm
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Please keep them coming. So surreal.
Danny
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Reply to: #65359 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 21, 2007 6:47pm
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I gotta get me one of those.....

minus the cow....
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Reply to: #65361 by ArtGekko
Jan 21, 2007 6:48pm
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Quote You can't do this to me when my kids are trying to fall asleep ten feet away from me!! I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard! *wiping tears from cheeks* WHEW!

At least I don't have to do my ab workout tonight - Thank you for that!

And if wassamatta u needed headlines and teasers for Boxers 'n' Briefs, he'll need to look no farther!

Tell The Highlander "Thanks!!" for documenting all that! I'm bookmarking the post for when I need a great laugh!


Dude, if you PLAY this game, it actually makes more sense and is even MORE funny! I mean, I actually KNOW what every one of these lines pertains to (sadly enough)! I'm still stunned that he bothered to document any of this...kinda makes you wonder who's got LESS of a life, me or him! LOL
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Reply to: #65364 by Jenni P McD
Jan 21, 2007 6:51pm
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Quote I gotta get me one of those.....

minus the cow....


Yeahhhh...the cow. I HATE that cow (gives cow evil glare)...
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Reply to: #65365 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 21, 2007 7:04pm
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ok this is the scary thing, I have never played this game, although I know what SIMS is I have never seen or played any of them, and even out of context I can picture a scenerio for almost all of those statements......ok bedtime now!!!

Goodnight Sprite - my cow hating friend
and Goodnight Highlander - her darling husband, who must be hanging on her every word to remember some of these things....
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Reply to: #65359 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 22, 2007 7:12am
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Now that is amusing! Makes me wonder what kinda things I have said while playing games!
chadams
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Reply to: #65359 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 22, 2007 7:45am
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Quote "I hate this cow. The llama was ok, but I mean the cow....I hate that !@#$ cow!"


I am right there with ya! so here's what I did... build a corral for the !@#$ cow. We put him in there and took away the gate. It's just a little square of rail fence and he's stuck there... STARVING to death. Everyone can make fun of him or ignore him as he wets his cow suit!

Awesome! "Take THAT you stupid cow!"
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Reply to: #65480 by Shadohart
Jan 22, 2007 7:50am
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Quote I am right there with ya! so here's what I did... build a corral for the !@#$ cow. We put him in there and took away the gate. It's just a little square of rail fence and he's stuck there... STARVING to death. Everyone can make fun of him or ignore him as he wets his cow suit!

Awesome! "Take THAT you stupid cow!"

That is SO sadistic! I love it. Pure Video Game Genius.

Make fun of him while he wets his cow suit!!!!!!! briliiant! Just my type of sick and twisted humor ! now I wish I had ths game!
chadams
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Reply to: #65480 by Shadohart
Jan 22, 2007 8:35am
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Quote I am right there with ya! so here's what I did... build a corral for the !@#$ cow. We put him in there and took away the gate. It's just a little square of rail fence and he's stuck there... STARVING to death. Everyone can make fun of him or ignore him as he wets his cow suit!

Awesome! "Take THAT you stupid cow!"


Back in the original Sims, I just used to wall them up so they died all "Cask of Amontillado" style, just like your corral! ;-) But now I'm MUCH meaner than that...I make 'im go swimming and pull the ladder out! (evil grin) They get REALLY buffed up from all the body points...THEN they die! Muhahahahahahahaha! That's what they get for coming in and burping in my Sims face and kissing the guys and making them cry (and that's the GUY cow, too!).

BTW, You ever notice that the llama and the cheerleader HATE that cow, too? They always come by and beat the living CRAP outta it! Well, the llama mostly chases the cow away, but that perky cheerleader runs in and says that "Boda suit o'corn, boda suit o'brawn. Boda baby oga anda dunk dunk dunk! Kerbits! Kerbits! Voooo Kerbits!" cheer, then she turns around and ATTACKS the cow! I LOVE it!

Also, the llama is kind of a pervert! He's always just...WATCHING when someone gets in the bed or the hot tub. I actually snapped a shot of the llama standing there leering at a couple that was cuddling and another where this girl was going to the BATHROOM and the llama was coming up BEHIND her! That inspired a different line that was left off the original list, but ended with "Those llamas are ALWAYS doing something nasty!" LOL
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Reply to: #65484 by chadams
Jan 22, 2007 8:48am
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Quote That is SO sadistic! I love it. Pure Video Game Genius.

Make fun of him while he wets his cow suit!!!!!!! briliiant! Just my type of sick and twisted humor ! now I wish I had ths game!


Oh, chadams, honey, I wouldn't wish such evil on ANYONE! If you had this game, you'd NEVER leave home...NEVER...!

Honestly, if not for the fact that I originally got it for Christmas during a 2 week break, I don't know how I would have found my way out of the computer room! It started with a simple wish "I wish you and I could have grown up together" and then suddenly, the Highlander and I were neighbors, then private school classmates, then first loves, then college roomies, then engaged, then MARRIED, then grandparents! The Highlander would wake up to go to the bathroom or whatever at some odd hour of the night and I'd be sitting there going "Just gotta get us into private school, hon and I'll be to bed." or " Just gotta get little Brennan to learn to walk and I'll be to bed." or "Just gotta get my parents a place with your parents and I'll be to bed. Just gotta....zzzzzzzzzzzz"
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Reply to: #65499 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 22, 2007 8:59am
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Quote Boda baby oga anda dunk dunk dunk! Kerbits! Kerbits! Voooo Kerbits


ROFL you are the BEST at typing Simmese!

I love it when the cheerleader beats up the cow! Zoom all the way in and look at the facial expressions before, during and after the fight. Wow.. real HATE!

Killing 'em in the pool takes a loooooong time! We gave up and left the lot without saving before the mailman died. :< I have to go just but in a one square pool and try it again. heh heh.

I have to thank my dear sweet little girl for the idea of killing sims. She makes a new family, moves them in with another and kills the original so she can have their house. Then she either makes one of them a zombie or just uses a cheat to have the dead family be maids for the new family. Heartless! Before that, I was always trying to make their lives good. Duh! Now I make whole families to torture. I love to keep some of them from getting anything they want... they do the funniest things!

OHHHH and did you know they can scavenge the trash can if they are slobby enough? I have a bum family.. nobody works, nobody cleans... they raid the trash for enough money for food and bills.
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Reply to: #65507 by Shadohart
Jan 22, 2007 9:24am
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Quote

Quote ROFL you are the BEST at typing Simmese!


The scary part is I THINK I know what I'm SAYING! Soon, I'll be typing in Simmese instead of English. Snoopalopa, ya know? :-)

Quote Killing 'em in the pool takes a loooooong time! We gave up and left the lot without saving before the mailman died. :< I have to go just but in a one square pool and try it again. heh heh.


You killed the MAILMAN? Now that's just sick (says the woman who finds new and unique ways to bump off people in cow suits).

Quote I have to thank my dear sweet little girl for the idea of killing sims. She makes a new family, moves them in with another and kills the original so she can have their house. Then she either makes one of them a zombie or just uses a cheat to have the dead family be maids for the new family. Heartless! Before that, I was always trying to make their lives good. Duh! Now I make whole families to torture. I love to keep some of them from getting anything they want... they do the funniest things!


See, that's my dad. The minute ANY Sim starts to complain, he become the evil overlord. He starts raining fire on them and bulldozing their houses (this worked much better in the Sim City games...he NEVER liked seeing their faces in the regular Sims). But I can totally relate to the whole house thing...in the old Sims, you really HAD to take over to get the house cheap. It's like living in NYC! LOL I used to just kill off one person, then have my new person marry them and move in, then kill off the remaining house member and have the bring in their lover to marry...very black widow! LOL Easy enough to do when you have that Tombstone of Life and Death, though. Also, max_Motives is AWESOME! It keeps the needs at green so you don't have to stop ANYTHING. I've had neighbors come over to visit my Sims who haven't left the hot tub in WEEKS, they're so happy!

Quote OHHHH and did you know they can scavenge the trash can if they are slobby enough? I have a bum family.. nobody works, nobody cleans... they raid the trash for enough money for food and bills.


Find money, too? Cool! I want to try this, but I LIKE all my families right now. Maybe I can get a FAMILY of cows going...hmmm...!
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Reply to: #65516 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 24, 2007 8:47am
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This is too funny, b/c I have played Sims 2 on the PS2 and just got the PC version. I haven't gotten into the PC version too much yet but I've been planning on it. I talk to and about my people too and I love listening to my boyfriend talk to his games (lately The Godfather and GTA: San Andreas). It can get quite violent sounding in our house, I'm glad we aren't in an apartment anymore!

I have to get me this University Expansion Pack tho, I want to see this cow and llama business.

Why are llamas in every Sims game? What a weird animal to choose for every single game..... llama statues and lawn ornaments. I want some naked guy shaped trees or something, not a stupid llama!

moonduck
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Reply to: #66044 by Moonduck
Jan 24, 2007 9:12pm
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All this talk of Sims got EVERYBODY in the house wanting to play at that same time! LOL Now, we are not computer challenged, but we don't have THAT many copies of Sims, so I installed up to a different expansion on each PC so everyone could play at once!