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I have still never seen Titanic!

I cannot work myself up to spending time and money on a movie that I KNOW is going to end badly.

No, no! This time they actually invite the iceberg on board and the iceberg tells them how it was very unloved as a child (frigid mom and distant father and all that). At the end, they all get on a Carnival Cruise and sail to Nova Scotia to start a shrimp business. James Earl Jones plays the shrimp. (nods)

At least, that's MY loose interpretation of it...!

The (nodding and smiling with certainty) Sprite & the ("What the !@#$ movie were YOU watching???") Highlander

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No, no! This time they actually invite the iceberg on board and the iceberg tells them how it was very unloved as a child (frigid mom and distant father and all that). At the end, they all get on a Carnival Cruise and sail to Nova Scotia to start a shrimp business. James Earl Jones plays the shrimp.

I'd rather watch that movie than the original version... it's a lot more interesting!
Why isn't Sprite writing for Hollywood?

Mariette
(dbltall of Team Garlic)

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the ("What the !@#$ movie were YOU watching???")

I almost spewed coffee all over the computer.

Shiloh

Now that I have cleaned the cereal from my monitor I just have to say that would be so much better than the original. That is too funny!

Cuyamaca Poppy

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Now that I have cleaned the cereal from my monitor I just have to say that would be so much better than the original. That is too funny!

ROFLMAO Y'know, I had TOTALLY forgotten that I posted this until reading Boxers n' Briefs (every once in a while, I post a response on the fly at school)! Where the !@#$ do I come UP with this stuff???

The (dazed and amused) Sprite & the ("I told you to stop licking my fentanyl patch!") Highlander