My boxing pack has odds and ends,
Like inkpads, logbooks, stamps, and pens.
I've extra baggies, bug spray, trail mix.
Ace wrap, cleanser, antiseptics.
Toilet paper comes in handy,
Sometimes Grinch allows me candy.
I recommned a whistle, compass,
Hand-held GPS, and sunglass.
Garden gloves and pipe to probe holes,
Safety first, is one of my goals.
A multi-tool ope's bottles of wine
Unscrews screws and severes twine.
A pancho helps me if it rains;
And Tylenol for aches and pains.
A blaze will start with handy flint;
A headlamp helps me read fine print.
There might be room for extra boxes,
And often I'll bring extra soxes.

Grumpy

Oiy © Roomie!

I'll be charging ya for the unauthorized use of snort ™

pre
NOT left handed and yet....with a mighty fine aim

I love Grumpy's poems!

I love Grumpy's poems!

ME TOO!!!

deniserows
with Dr. Suess/Grumpy

I love Grumpy AND his poems! He always had a finely honed sense of humor, but this poetry thing is a new and pleasant twist to his creativity. Now if I could just get him to write some really rhyming clues...

Grinch

Now if I could just get him to write some really rhyming clues...

Should be a snap for him!

BL47

A pancho helps me if it rains

does he hold the umbrella while you stamp in? Or lend you his poncho?
LOL
great poem, very clever!

If only I could learn to spell poncho--I guess I was corrupted by my years in front of TV, watching the Cisco Kid.