I am absolutely ecstatic to announce that after:
180 days
10 hours
17 minutes and...
12 seconds.

Fluffy Cow's Fearless Colon Award has ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!

Now that I am done giggling hysterically, jumping up and down, and wiping tears of joy from my children's faces. I would like to take a moment to say that although Wassa may be the SLOWEST LTC maker EV-AH... he has, in fact, made me a VERY HAPPY COW!!!!!
*Delighted moos*

So happy, I am at a loss to come up with any snappy digs at the moosey one.

Thank you to each and every one of you who has helped me in my quest to receive this wonderful card. For all the jokes, support and hugs! And for not ignoring me because I had a one LTC mind!!!!!!!

And yes.... thank you Wassa. Thank you for the.... GREATEST card I have ever received!!!!!!

What's that??? You all want to see it??? Really????
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ok...
Here it is!!!

No wonder it took so looonng. It must've cost an arm and a leg to send that colon in the mail!!!!

GG

hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!

that was my thought, how did he send it!

Big cardboard "envelope".

The mail carrier brought it to the front door!!!

Then we all danced!

The mail carrier brought it to the front door!!!

Then we all danced!

Even the mail carrier

Man...what a "crappy" ltc. LOL....This is really funny. :)

Big cardboard "envelope".

One word:

"quisp"

One word:

"quisp"

Yes yes... I know...

But I already have one!!! Perhaps I will add it to the first one...

Oh, Wassa, I want a quisp like that, please, please, please????huh, huh, please???? Or Fluffy Cow, please reduce in size and send some fortunate souls one of these, hint, hint..
OD

Glad you like it, and I appreciate your patience.

Though I must admit, it may NEVER have been done if not for the daily anguish of the thought of your devastated children... "is Wassa a bad man?"... sheeeeeesh....

And in case people are wondering (it is hard to tell from the picture), yes, the colon IS stamped...

I don't know how you LTCers do it, making entire rings of 2.5" x 3.5" cards like that. Hmmmm... double quotes DOES mean feet, doesn't it?

-wassamatta_u, going to check on his miniature Stonehenge...

I appreciate your patience.

Ooookaaayyy...
If you want to call it that!

Ohhh it is so much fun belonging to the Mad Huggers... today's is my kind of day.... Hugs all around to EVERYONE!

Wendy In The Eastbay
*wondering if her fins will eventually
hurt from hitting everybody's hub button
all day long*

Well, I for one am ecstatic for you! I thought the happy day would never come, congratulations on your new colon! Should we have a "colon shower"? I could knit little colon booties...

Should we have a "colon shower"? I could knit little colon booties...

Perhaps they should be flip flop shower shoes.... somehow looking at the picture and thinking of little colon booties should not be in the same phrase....

Just a passing thought!

Wendy In The Eastbay
*part of the new Wassa Fan Club*

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge! Where a man's a man
And the children dance to the Pipes of Pan.

"I think the stage is this way . . ."

KuKu

Congrats Fluffly! What no confetti GG? There is no cake to save this time so fire away.

Oh wait, I got some of the stuff laying around here from all the previous times.
*Throwing up handfuls of the stuff in the air, while dancing around the giant LTC.*

****throws confetti, releases balloons****

GG

What happened?

I was minding my own (umm) business in the lower abdomen, when suddenly I am being held up in the bright lights of a cow's family room.

suddenly I am being held up in the bright lights of a cow's family room.

What's wrong, you don't have the stomach for fame? Errr.... make that 4 stomachs for it?

Soooo....does this mean that the rest of us who "slaved" long and hard over carving our colons will NOT receive a Wassa Colon? Fluffy, me thinks you should cut your Wassa award card into "proper sized" LTCs and pass 'em out! Terrio

if not for the daily anguish of the thought of your devastated children... "is Wassa a bad man?"... sheeeeeesh....

Ahhh, guilt-- works like a charm. It's about time Fluffy got around to that.

ok...
Here it is!!!

Those eyes — it's like they follow me EVERYWHERE!

Ahhh, guilt-- works like a charm. It's about time Fluffy got around to that.

*nodding* It works more often than not...

pre

Sorry everyone... I totally missed that this got moo-ved to the "Off Topic" board. Gee..... I wonder why?

Sorry, I am not cutting up my colon... I worked WAY too hard for it! But I DO have a few NORMAL sized cards to send to Wassa in return for the special delivery. Humm... I wonder how long it could take me to send them???

180 days
10 hours
17 minutes and...
12 seconds?????????????

Pete - TMP

180 days
10 hours
17 minutes and...
12 seconds?????????????

Pete - TMP

Uh, yeah. You know how they always say "Who's counting"??

*raises hand*