... as I do every day (Except Sundays and major holidays), just hoping that today would be the day. But alas... no mail from Wassa. It is quite sad really, when I come in the house I am greeted by my three children. "Mommy?" they ask with anticipation in their innocent eyes, "Did you get your Fearless Colon today???" Sadly, I must shake my head, "No, my dears, not today" My young son looks confidingly into my eyes, "Mommy?" he whispers... "Is Wassa a bad man?" Drawing him into a warm (fluffy) hug I gently answer, "No, darling... I don't think so. Perhaps he is just so busy that he cannot simply make one single LTC, slip it into an envelope and mail it to me. Perhaps he is very sick with the flu... Perhaps he is seriously injured to the point that he can type but not mail things". A single tear makes it's way down my son's cheek... "Ok mommy. Maybe tomorrow?"

"Maybe"

I am shocked and appalled by the blatant disregard this so-called "Wassa" has shown for the honorable conventions and mores set forth by the LTC community! His disrespect for the illustrious Hirsute Bovine is indeed a flagrant slap in the face to all good and decent boxers. "Is Wassa a bad man?" asks the innocent child... and we can only respond with a universally resounding "YES!"

Flogging is too good for this miscreant. Tar-and-Feathering would be appropriate, though unfortunately not eco-friendly. What to do, what to do? What suggestions for a fitting recourse of punishment shall we inflict upon this lowly Moose? Chime in, one and all, tell us how to deal with this scum of the earth!

-U_attamassaw

OMG! I think he's developing multiple personalities.....

At least you'll be getting cheese soon....

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who ain't ever getting on the "wrong side" of this cow

Old news... He's been talking to (and answering) himself for years. :-)

Knit Wit

.... and you'll be getting a pear soon!

Wendy
****nodding in agreement with preboxed****

Chime in, one and all, tell us how to deal with this scum of the earth!

Have him ridicule himself out of extreme guilt??

Oh wait... ;-)

And, his multiple personalities don't seem to like each other either!

It is quite sad really, when I come in the house I am greeted by my three children. "Mommy?" they ask with anticipation in their innocent eyes, "Did you get your Fearless Colon today???"

*tear appears in eye* ....a moment of hope.....

Sadly, I must shake my head, "No, my dears, not today"

.....*bursts into tears* WHY, WASSA?! Why not?!

My young son looks confidingly into my eyes, "Mommy?" he whispers... "Is Wassa a bad man?"

Yes, young fluffy calf... it's all fun and games until someone never gets their fearless colon award and a war between Fluffy Cow and Wassa that will go on indefinitely takes place...

A single tear makes it's way down my son's cheek... "Ok mommy. Maybe tomorrow?"

Just think Wassa... you could cause Fluffy cow and her Fluffy Calfs to gow through this every day... the hope, the tears, the agony.... and the making Fluffy's Colon feel unappreciated ....OR You could send the Fearless Colon Award to Fluffy Cow and make everyone happy.... AND finally get one of those Wassa Bribe cards, which is colorful and has a cool stamp =D

"Ok mommy. Maybe tomorrow?"
"Maybe"

We'll see...

~BOB~

Have him ridicule himself out of extreme guilt??

I think he's been there, done that . . . .

Just think Wassa... you could cause Fluffy cow and her Fluffy Calfs to gow through this every day

Sheesh! Don't ENCOURAGE him!!!!

hee hee

finally get one of those Wassa Bribe cards, which is colorful and has a cool stamp =D

My esteemed Wassa Bribe card arrived in the mail recently - I remember the moment like it was yesterday (hm... maybe it actually was yesterday!)...

DH handed me an envelope with a simple cursive script, carefully marking my trailname on the front (and, of course, all that other less-cherished info that the post office insists is necessary.)

"Could it be?! Is it really here?!?", I wondered. I opened the envelope and caught my breath... it is a fabulous card indeed, and I am most pleased that it is officially the 100th card added to my humble collection.

Thanks, Fluffy Cow. I do believe this card is worthy of the Fearless Colon! (Never mind that I have never actually seen the Fearless Colon.)

HPL :o)

I am most pleased that it is officially the 100th card added to my humble collection.

That is so cool!!

There was a time when I would have called your hand on this and defended Wassa. I bunked with him at Live and Breathe.

Wassa, you're on your own on this one.

Shiloh

Wassa, you're on your own on this one.

Et tu, Shiloh?

-wassamatta_u

I cannot believe Bob posted all of that!

and pre? that's a"moo"mement.

I cannot believe Bob posted all of that!

Bob's your uncle...Like Wassa...So...Easy to work to one's advantage..

snort ™
snurkle ©

Ow. Ouch. All this Udderly Foolish Cow Pie C**p...

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I-Think-I-Just-Hurt-Myself..

Fluffy cow and her Fluffy Calfs

Oh c'mon! Its winter. Who shaves their legs this time of year?

I wait until the weather gets nicer and have my Spring Shearing.

ooh... that's gooood.