So since it is snowing, I thought you could all use a little laugh.
I know a bunch of you have herd this one in person from me, but tough, I wanted to share it with everyone else!

2 Weeks ago I was at a lovely nursing home. This one happends to have a VERY HANDSOME male nurse, so of course I take my time with him and talk to him about the patient I am about to pick up. Making sure I get all of the correct precautions and knowledge that will help me do my job to the best of my ability. The nurse had to step away to anwser the phone, so a few of the elderly residents came over to me to say hi. I had the cutest little old wrinkly lady come up and say, "Hi, I'm Lola!" So of course while smiling I said ,"Hello, nice to meet you, I am Brandie." She started to dancing a little bit while standing there and smiling at me. And then all of a sudden, she lifted up her shirt. I started laughing extreamly hard while trying to help her lower her shirt, and the handsome nurse came out and started to laugh, "I see you have met Lola!" he said. I told him, "Well, I was always curious what certain things looked like when you get older, now I know!"

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♥littlmoon

"Well, I was always curious what certain things looked like when you get older, now I know!"

You can't post messages like this while I work. My partner is wondering why I am laughing my butt off at my console......

Ray
Hapydaze

i've heard about those nursing homes.

bet she's popular.

papa

Part of my newly restructured job duties are doing the EKG's in the ER and elsewhere at the hospital where I work. Let me tell you, I've handled more breasts these past couple of months than I ever thought possible. I'd love a Lola who would at least freakin' help me out rather than laying there and letting me do the embarrassing part of disrobing women old enough to be my grandmothers!

(and before anyone who doesn't know me gets offended- although my trail name is poodle DUDEs, I am actually a dude-ette.)