Dang, I don't like these "generators" very much:

"Cap'n Puffy Bladder"
"Though your crew thinks "Cap'n" is short for Captain, it is actually short for "Capitulation" - your tendency to surrender at the drop of a dubloon. Of course, once the real fighting begins, your name quickly changes from "Puffy Bladder" to "Empty Bladder". Seek another line of work. And fresh undergarments. Arr."

wear it when you feel piratey, um not to work though

And what is WRONG with being piratey at work???

http://www.atlasquest.com/gallery/viewphoto.html?gPhotoId=53247

-wassamatta_u (Cap'n Puffy Bladder)