Well, it all started innocently enough-- a simple mini meet to greet Safari Man from Ohio. Then one of his "friends" from Ohio *cough*CaptainKirk*cough* contacted us to enlist our help. It seems that Safari Man has some kind of issues with the color pink that he would like us to help him work through.

Upon further investigation of the Ohio board we noticed that it seems to have started here. Wassa made an attempt to help Safari Man overcome his color affliction, but, alas, it did not seem to work.

We decided that we must help Ohio to help Safari Man and the best way to do it was to desensitize him to this color. It was our hope that we could provide Safari Man with the necessary therapy to be able to embrace all colors equally. Of course, none of us have a psychiatric degree so we didn't charge him for this service-- not that we would-- we just did it out of the goodness of our hearts.

Honeychile presented him with a lovely
pink shirt and there was also a lovely pink camo hat. Celtic Clan got him matching pink accessories to go with his new gear.

I think it was very effective because he voluntarily picked the most pink section of the table to stamp in the rest of the afternoon.

I was determined to also accessorize his car but he had Georgette staking it out with 2 dogs! We'll I cleverly lured Georgette away by inviting her to have some food with us. It seems that Georgette actually thought Darth Wolf was being nice! Thank goodness she doesn't read the boards. After that, I only had the dogs to contend with. They were no match for a wolf-- I just snarled back and planted it.

Yep, Celtic Clan did a wonderful mini-meet/therapy session. Hopefully we will have sent him back to Ohio a changed man (now what kind of change that may be after today, we can only wait and see...).

I keep tellin y'all too... I don't own anything PINK and don't want any either.
I'd be forced to give it away or pack it away... one er the utter ;)
and Red is also a horrid color
Safari man is smarter than y'all make him out to be *nodding*

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I don't own anything PINK and don't want any either.

Quick, y'all! Hide this one away from Wassa! He might pinkify Dixie's preferences!

Of course it might be too late already...