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Viva La Revolucion!!!
Board: Ryan's a Total Goober
Jan 1, 2008 8:56pm
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(stands atop a box of Dove soap while the Highlander stands guard)

Good people of Atlas Quest (yes, I said ATLAS Quest)! I have seen evil and it wears moose antlers! It leads us to believe that a simple logo change is GOOD and beneficial to all. But what will come next? Injecting WQ microchips under the skin for "identification purposes"? Logbook burnings? Ritual sacrifices of PZ Kut (the GOOD kind, not the crumbly crap)? Golden retriever headed children??? And just LOOK at the answers "the man who would be king" gave in his OWN PROFILE:

Q: If a tree falls in the forest and then springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
A: Only the ones launched like a trebuchet.


Is this the way he plans to take over the world? With ballistic wildlife?

Q: Does your mom know about your letterboxing activities?
A: Shhhhhh... don't tell...


Of COURSE he's keeping secrets...it's ALL part of the plan to TAKE OVER! And finally, the clincher, the piece that puts the nail in this demonic coffin:

Q: If you were a toy, what toy would you be and why?
A: Mr Potato Head. I want a little compartment in my rear where I can store my extra face parts.


Shocking! What kind of MAN wants to leave things IN his butt instead of force them out while reading a magazine? Beelzebub in disguise, that's who.

We CANNOT LET THIS STAND! True, as evidenced by this board, Ryan WAS a total goober, but he was OUR total goober! What do we KNOW of this "Wassamatta U"? The perpetrator of sadistic April Fools jokes, such as his own arrest? A self avowed CHEESE RACER??? A man who BOXES IN HIS BRIEFS??? Heck, he could BE an anthropomorphic moose for all we know...one bent on ultimate world domination through our fair website.

People, I implore you. Do NOT let yourself be swayed by flashy antlers and seemingly innocuous boyish charm. This man has come to DESTROY us!

The revolution is COMING, my friends. The Underground WILL be heard!

Someone who is NOT the Sprite OR the Highlander.
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
Board: Ryan's a Total Goober
Reply to: #169692 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 1, 2008 9:59pm
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The revolution is COMING, my friends. The Underground WILL be heard!


next thing you hear this winged woman say will be "you hold bomb, we get moose and squirrel"!

nw, chief moose groupie
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
Board: Ryan's a Total Goober
Reply to: #169692 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 1, 2008 10:26pm
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I have seen evil and it wears moose antlers!


This man has come to DESTROY us!


Friends! Roamers! Countrymoose! Lend me your eyes!

I come not to Destroy AQ, but to Seize it. (Which is why I need your eyes, 'cause youze can't seize without eyes! badum-BUM)

Heed not the words of the vicious "NOT the Sprite and Highlander", whoever that may be... he/she is a spreader of seditious lies and odious falsitudes. (Can anyone tell I got a thesaurus for Christmas?) Anyway, I have nothing but the GREATEST respect for AQ and it's founder, old whats-his-name. Bryan or something. The seeds he has sown here have blossomed forth and become fruitful, and I am but one of those fruits. Er, nuts? In any case, my goal is that of ANY fruit or nut, and that is to plummet face first into the fertilizer of life. No, wait, I mean, it is to sprout forth a new beginning! Yeah, that's MUCH better, we'll go with that one.

So, in a nutshell (or fruitshell), I am simply here to help AQ grow and thrive. It is a simple goal, from a simpleton. Man. Simple man. Do not fear "Wassa Quest", but rather embrace it, for in embracing it, you are embracing me, and as I am one of you, you are really embracing yourself, which is still legal in most states. Be well, my friends, and ignore the Sprite behind the curtain.

-wassamatta_u_and_me
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
Board: Ryan's a Total Goober
Reply to: #169692 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 1, 2008 11:10pm
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Someone who is NOT the Sprite OR the Highlander.


So you're the Uncola and the Sassenach?

MAriette
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #169692 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 2, 2008 2:05am
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My loyalty will not falter, no matter the antler. Long live the great green one! (He gave me a car, Wassa...can you top that?;-)

Not seeking anything remotely spiral shaped.
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #169726 by wassamatta u
Jan 2, 2008 2:33am
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I am excited to attend wassa university :)

Blackberry Patch
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Reply to: #169738 by Blackberry Patch
Jan 2, 2008 5:26am
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or is it the university of wassa????????????
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #169692 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 2, 2008 7:11am
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Viva la (not) Sprite (nor) Highlander!!!!!!

::laughing uncontrollably::
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #169692 by Sprite and Highlander
Jan 2, 2008 11:45am
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What's going on here? We have someone taking over Sprites account and admitting to NOT being Sprite. We have a loose moose taking over AQ. Are these signs of the comming apocalypse?

Shiloh

*going into my bunker to wait out the war to later take out the winner.*
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #169726 by wassamatta u
Jan 2, 2008 5:56pm
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ROFLMAO!!!

♥ Lady Lilac
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #169971 by shiloh
Jan 2, 2008 8:12pm
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Quote What's going on here? We have someone taking over Sprites account and admitting to NOT being Sprite. We have a loose moose taking over AQ. Are these signs of the comming apocalypse?

Shiloh

*going into my bunker to wait out the war to later take out the winner.*


Oh, NOW I see why Wassa rolled over...he was afraid he might have to take YOU on!
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #170211 by Sprite and Highlander
Feb 21, 2008 11:20pm
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Maybe it's just pre, but... I willingly and readily admit to be being

Quote swayed by flashy antlers and seemingly innocuous boyish charm


So pfffffft!

snort ™
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #189283 by preboxed
Feb 22, 2008 8:12am
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Quote I willingly and readily admit to be being
Quote swayed by flashy antlers and seemingly innocuous boyish charm



me too. but wassa isn't running for letterboxing president. He's just aiming for supreme dictator, I think...does that outrank president??

nw
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Reply to: #189349 by Romana
Feb 22, 2008 9:34am
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but wassa isn't running for letterboxing president.


No, but I TRIED to sign on with Solar Flair as his VP running mate. The kid obviously has some sort of standards, and/or didn't want to lower the maturity level of his campaign, because he respectfully declined.

He's just aiming for supreme dictator


I think I work better as the big man-behind-the-man. Well, more accurately, the big man-behind-the-man-behind-the man-behind-the-man. But that's a bit cumbersome, so most people just refer to me as "wassa, the big behind". I am SURE that is what they mean by that.

-wassamatta_u
Re: Viva La Revolucion!!!
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Reply to: #189390 by wassamatta u
Feb 24, 2008 6:22pm
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I think I work better as the big man-behind-the-man. Well, more accurately, the big man-behind-the-man-behind-the man-behind-the-man. But that's a bit cumbersome, so most people just refer to me as "wassa, the big behind". I am SURE that is what they mean by that.

Wassa, you make "life on the boards" so much fun!