Okay, I got clued into the "answers" page here on AQ and started replacing the Question ID#. Question 3 is "What is your most embarassing moment?"

Some answers:

I also walked in on a naked woman when I went to ask if we could hide a letterbox in her shrub.
Did you really mean "bush"?

Probably has something to do with morning wood at a relative's house.
Ladies, this has nothing to do with trees...

Vomiting while on line at the college health center, causing a line of sight mulitiple vomiting disaster with other sick students.
I have always wanted to see this happen... not!

My freshman year in Highschool I accidentally slipped my hand up the shorts of the cute senior football hero.
I can only hope that a female wrote this answer...

The day I tooted in the library when I was helping Mimser find a letterbox.
Well, that's ONE way to be conspicuous...

throwing up on a chinese buffet-mom can't show her face there
ugh... now if that didn't start an immediate vomiting disaster, I don't know what else would...

Having a friend find toilet paper in the refrigerator and bread in the linen closet
I... uh... can only laugh...

a very loud and long and strong-scented passing of gas in a very crowded and quiet room of people.
There's nothing like a gaseous anomaly to bring out the red cheeks!

running into a plexiglass window and breaking my two front teeth
that's what you get for leaving the windex where the birds can get it...

I was at a dinner with my hubbies work and asked the table Do you swing. Dead silence. I ment the dance kind of swing.
Ha! Silly me... I thought you meant like, at the playground... sheesh!

Being caught without my beans.
What?

When I bumped into a man in the airport and his prosthetic leg came off and slid across the hallway.
My gosh! How hard did you "bump" him!?

probably when i was really sleepy that i love foamy soap- its magical- it feels like horse pee in your hands...
Umm... I guess the good thing is you can use the foamy soap to clean the horse pee off your hands... or use the horse pee to wash the foamy soap off your hands... in a dark room, you wouldn't know the difference!

When I went outside to lay in the sun, I forgot to put on my bathing suit TOP.
Ahhh... now that's quite different from the multitude of "my top/bottoms came off"! Applause, applause...

Sitting on a pair of scissors, standing up and pulling them outta my butt!
no comment

Falling out of the back of a truck onto the highway and causing an accident during rush hour.
Was it... a TURNIP truck?

Well I once sprayed breastmilk across a restaurant table at dinner. Oh wait, by "once" I mean "pretty much constantly". Mooooo.
Wait... at what kind of restaurant do you eat topless?

Lost in the woods looking for a letterbox. Meeting others, also lost, and having to admit it was my own box.
Now THAT'S a good one!

Accidently letting one rip while taking the SAT's with 200 other class mates
An appropriate moment for much-needed comic relief.

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Okay, I got clued into the "answers" page here on AQ and started replacing the Question ID#. Question 3 is "What is your most embarassing moment?"

Thank you for that! I so needed it after a long day at work with 17 crazy kindergardeners. I am literally wiping my eyes from laughing so hard!

Ghopper

Having a friend find toilet paper in the refrigerator and bread in the linen closet

I'm sure this is gonna happen to me someday...

I was at a dinner with my hubbies work and asked the table Do you swing. Dead silence. I ment the dance kind of swing.

I've had this moment too... I mentioned to a group of friends that DH and I were taking swing classes... one friend quickly responded, "Excu-use me??"

a very loud and long and strong-scented passing of gas in a very crowded and quiet room of people.

Have you guys seen pictures being sent around of the royal family standing on a balcony? The expressions on their faces totally indicate that Prince Phillip passed gas.

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I am literally wiping my eyes from laughing so hard!

Me too! I'd better go home before my mascara starts running!

KuKu

Do we constantly need to put the word accidently in these?

*S did the wife and kids leave you alone for the night????? It seems you have too much time on your hands.
But I just love the comments that go with answers and I'm glad I deleted my under the bed answer a few weeks ago.......

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probably when i was really sleepy that i love foamy soap- its magical- it feels like horse pee in your hands...
Umm... I guess the good thing is you can use the foamy soap to clean the horse pee off your hands... or use the horse pee to wash the foamy soap off your hands... in a dark room, you wouldn't know the difference!

HEY! ok so i was REALLY Tired, and to this day it still makes sense to me....since the end of that decalration is that i HAD REALLY MEANT TO SAY: NO NO LIKE A UNICORN PEE.

mainly because that is so much better, and if i really tried to explain it everyone would just shake their heads at me...

pout* kitten without mittens

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Lost in the woods looking for a letterbox. Meeting others, also lost, and having to admit it was my own box.
Now THAT'S a good one!

Um I know I didn't post this answer but someday this WILL be me. I can assure you.

-HG