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Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #121954 by Kiwi Foamie
Aug 27, 2007 3:36pm
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"Profile" on MySpace:
Hi! My name is wassamatta_u, and I want to be your special friend. I am a 29 year old male; tan, athletic, can bench press 598 pounds, wavy brown hair and golden dreamy eyes you just want to fall right into. I have no hobbies - just passions! I enjoy walks on the beach at sunset, strolls through the park with my golden retriever, cooking a gourmet meal from scratch for a loved one (and cleaning up afterwards)... these are a few of my favorite things! In my spare time, I enjoy volunteering at the orphanage as well as introducing disadvantaged kids to the joys of nature. Not that I have enough free time of course - my job as the CEO of a major philanthropic organization can be rather demanding - fulfilling, but demanding. I'm just a simple man looking for someone to love and spend my enormous wealth on.

"Profile" on AQ:
Hi! My name is wassamatta_u, and I want to exchange with you. I am middle aged, overweight, balding, and am in serious need of both glasses and orthopedic shoes. I enjoy tramping in the woods searching for rubber, reaching deep into abandoned holes, and scouring the undersides of park benches looking for stuff stuck under them. I spend most of my money on erasers and disposable food containers, and am hoping to someday save up enough to rent a green hat for a year. Would you like to meet me sometime, alone in the forest, where we can waddle like penguins, point up for North, and do armpit farts to our hearts' content? I'll stamp yours if you stamp mine!

-wassamatta_utube-is-next
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122108 by wassamatta u
Aug 27, 2007 3:42pm
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Quote "Profile" on AQ:
Hi! My name is wassamatta_u, and I want to exchange with you. I am middle aged, overweight, balding, and am in serious need of both glasses and orthopedic shoes. I enjoy tramping in the woods searching for rubber, reaching deep into abandoned holes, and scouring the undersides of park benches looking for stuff stuck under them. I spend most of my money on erasers and disposable food containers, and am hoping to someday save up enough to rent a green hat for a year. Would you like to meet me sometime, alone in the forest, where we can waddle like penguins, point up for North, and do armpit farts to our hearts' content? I'll stamp yours if you stamp mine!


(looks over at the Highlander furtively before responding) Dear Wassa, You sound smokin' hot...much like my husband...meet us in the woods with your Speedball and we'll try a three way mini-meet! ;-)
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122109 by Sprite and Highlander
Aug 27, 2007 3:59pm
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Quote"Profile" on AQ:
Hi! My name is wassamatta_u, and I want to exchange with you. I am middle aged, overweight, balding, and am in serious need of both glasses and orthopedic shoes. I enjoy tramping in the woods searching for rubber, reaching deep into abandoned holes, and scouring the undersides of park benches looking for stuff stuck under them. I spend most of my money on erasers and disposable food containers, and am hoping to someday save up enough to rent a green hat for a year. Would you like to meet me sometime, alone in the forest, where we can waddle like penguins, point up for North, and do armpit farts to our hearts' content? I'll stamp yours if you stamp mine!

(looks over at the Highlander furtively before responding) Dear Wassa, You sound smokin' hot...much like my husband...meet us in the woods with your Speedball and we'll try a three way mini-meet! ;-)


AAAHHHHHH! You guys! I cannot start shrieking with laughter at work, I'll scare the babies!

(gotta go bleach my brain after Sprite's um- comeback.)
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122108 by wassamatta u
Aug 27, 2007 4:06pm
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HAAAHAAA!!!
That is so funny! Kind of makes me think of the Brad Paisley song "Online"

http://www.twistermc.com/blog/2007/07/03/online

handy trackers
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122108 by wassamatta u
Aug 27, 2007 4:23pm
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Hi! My name is wassamatta_u, ... Would you like to meet me sometime, alone in the forest, where we can waddle like penguins, point up for North, and do armpit farts to our hearts' content? I'll stamp yours if you stamp mine!


*snorting and blowing diet coke on screen*

I soooooo much would pick #2 over #1
wassa... I think you are the perfect man for us AQ addicted ladies ;)
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122108 by wassamatta u
Aug 27, 2007 4:28pm
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OMG!!!!!!! Beyond funny! I was laughing so hard I was crying! My husband looked at me like I was crazy! Thanks for the great laugh,wassamatta_u, I needed it today!
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122117 by handy trackers
Aug 27, 2007 4:46pm
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Quote Brad Paisley song "Online"


That was worth it for the chatner "you can't sing" joke, and was that Marsha Brady?!?
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122137 by Idhunna
Aug 27, 2007 5:14pm
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That was hysterical, & yes I think it was Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122108 by wassamatta u
Aug 27, 2007 7:14pm
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LOL!! Wassa you are so funny!!

Lady Lilac
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122137 by Idhunna
Aug 27, 2007 7:19pm
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That was also Phillip Warburton (who poured wine over him), who does a voice on Family Guy and has a sitcom now, I think.

KuKu
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122108 by wassamatta u
Aug 27, 2007 7:40pm
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Don't really care if you are a 600 pound man with no arms and no legs, that has not had hair on the top of your head in years. You sound like a man that I would follow in to the woods if you can make a stamp, grab your ink and hop in to your electric rascal shooter and head for the woods. I'll find you by the sound of the shooter. Ink your pad I'm on my way.

Papa Phoenix
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122198 by KuKu
Aug 27, 2007 8:46pm
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Quote That was also Phillip Warburton


You mean Patrick?
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122213 by The Phoenix
Aug 28, 2007 6:41pm
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*ROFLMAO* Wow...that is just so true! How many people on MySpace are actually who they say they are? According to recent studies only 47% of people on MySpace state their actual name and age.
Re: MySpace vs. AQ
Board: State: New York
Reply to: #122108 by wassamatta u
Aug 30, 2007 4:07pm
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I'll stamp yours if you stamp mine!

-wassamatta_utube-is-next


Really!?!?!

I'm Game!

Where do you want to meet up????

I know this rest area...

I mean... a...

oh wait you meant...

Would you like to meet me sometime, alone in the forest, where we can waddle like penguins, point up for North, and do armpit farts to our hearts' content?


oh ok the forest, waddle like penguins, arm pit farts. Thats right!

I am in for that too.

chadams