I just had to write up a disciplinary warning for an employee who "flatulated" on someone else's head, while they were working.

I have to reevaluate the choices I have made in life that has led me to such a point.

Mr. Yuk

LOL! That is the funniest thing I have heard in quite a while. Thanks for the belly buster!

Wow...so this is what we've come to......

If I had been the someone working, you would have been writing me up for taking care of it myself.

Shiloh

Crop dusting - passing gas while you walk past a cube farm.

I used to work with a girl who was about 4' 8''

I remember her saying, "Please don't poot around me, I walk right into it!"

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S~N~K

"Poot" was my families word for rear end music - the funny thing was my grandma's third husband was Potter - so obviously she became Grandma Pooter - she them promptly chased us with a large piece of lumber around till we safely were behind our own door! We all lived on the same piece of property!

I blame her for marrying a guy named Pooter - not our fault it was soooo eassssy! btw she also had chicken legs when she wore shorts - which of course we pointed out with gusto!!! that got us lumber with nails....Oh the memories of the good old day - water from the hose, beatings with lumber, forts in the horse corrals,mudball fights......memories are great when they're blurry! hehe

happy hunting, enjoy the journey,
teekasue

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I just had to write up a disciplinary warning for an employee who "flatulated" on someone else's head, while they were working.

I have to reevaluate the choices I have made in life that has led me to such a point.

That's quite an existential crisis you've got on your hands! :D

-gollygee

I've had to say some strange things at my job like "we don't eat the glue" and "please do not put pencils in your ears" BUT I am a kindergarten special ed. teacher....

WHAT THE H IS YOUR JOB????

Please do not tell me director of homeland security :o)

WHAT THE H IS YOUR JOB????

Hoping I did this link correct....

http://www.atlasquest.com/boards/messages.html?gThreadId=9776

Heres what some others have said.