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Could this be Ryan's Text for This Week's Sermon??
Board: Ryan's a Total Goober
Jul 16, 2008 10:22pm
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  1. Thou shalt pack out all that thou dost pack in.
  2. Thou shalt leave no trace of thy passage behind thee.
  3. Thou shalt hide the box better than it was hidden when thou didst find it.
  4. Thou shalt clean litter from the trails as thou dost return to thy car.
  5. Thou shalt show respect for Private Property, No Tresspassing Signs, and the Anti-Letterboxing Policies of the National Park Service.
  6. Thou shalt poke in the hole with a stick first, that thy days may be long upon the land.
  7. Thou shalt always chain thy dog to preserve the flesh of thru-hikers.
  8. Thou shalt send thy Postals along in a timely manner.
  9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s magnifying light and number zero carving gouge.
  10. Thou shalt employ discretion and stealth at all times so as not to endanger helpless bits of carved rubber.

Romana
Re: Could this be Ryan's Text for This Week's Sermon??
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Reply to: #253332 by Romana
Jul 16, 2008 10:26pm
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I like number 8. lol.
Good sermon, Romana.
Okie Dog
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Reply to: #253332 by Romana
Jul 16, 2008 10:36pm
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The Church of Atlas Quest is now officially open for business. Send me your deepest, darkest confessions, my children, and I will absolve you of all your evil sins. ;o)

-- Reverend Ryan
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Reply to: #253337 by Green Tortuga
Jul 16, 2008 10:39pm
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does this mean that we, and marjorie, and george jr, are all a part of your "flock"?

romana
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Reply to: #253337 by Green Tortuga
Jul 16, 2008 10:39pm
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Send me your deepest, darkest confessions, my children, and I will absolve you of all your evil sins. ;o)


Really???

Be careful what you ask for...

-wassamatta_u, who has some interesting confessions regarding a rubber chicken and a pulley
Re: Could this be Ryan's Text for This Week's Sermon??
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Reply to: #253340 by wassamatta u
Jul 16, 2008 10:42pm
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a rubber chicken and a pulley


now this sounds like a good story, even if the chicken has been....martinized...

romana
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Reply to: #253334 by Okie Dog
Jul 18, 2008 9:31am
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I remember reading an article a few years ago. It was by someone who was disgusted about how easy it was to become an ordained minister.

He got his cat ordained.

It was pretty funny. I wish I could remember where I'd seen it.

S~N~K

3!
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Reply to: #254007 by Sits N Knits
Jul 18, 2008 10:00am
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Well...

I've heard of dogs having social security numbers and being listed as a family member on health nsurance.

Zinni
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Reply to: #253340 by wassamatta u
Jul 22, 2008 8:35am
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-wassamatta_u, who has some interesting confessions regarding a rubber chicken and a pulley



Again, I ask, nay I beg...where's the "ick" button?!
Re: Could this be Ryan's Text for This Week's Sermon??
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Reply to: #254007 by Sits N Knits
Mar 28, 2009 4:34pm
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The Church of Atlas Quest is now officially open for business. Send me your deepest, darkest confessions, my children, and I will absolve you of all your evil sins. ;o)

-- Reverend Ryan

SNK:
I remember reading an article a few years ago. It was by someone who was disgusted about how easy it was to become an ordained minister.

He got his cat ordained.

Ok, wait...didn't Ryan get ordained a while back too?

pre
(not) ordained
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Reply to: #253337 by Green Tortuga
Apr 14, 2009 5:16pm
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deepest, darkest confessions

I recently arranged to attend a professional conference 50 miles from home, solely so I could snag two boxes placed in one of those limited hours, M-F 9-3 type sites.

Of course I had to cut out of the conference early to get there..in other words, I only worked about half the day, in order to go boxing.

Don't tell my boss, or the taxpayers who write my paycheck.
Re: Could this be Ryan's Text for This Week's Sermon??
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Reply to: #369136 by JerseyTrailblazers
Apr 15, 2009 7:54pm
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Thou shalt not do the 'nasty' (bump n grind, shake n bake, horizontal mambo, boots a knockin', pig in the poke, etc...) either on top of or neaby the holy ground of the placement of another's letterbox...

Unless thou wantest poison ivy and twigs in thy unmentionable places...
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Reply to: #369136 by JerseyTrailblazers
Apr 16, 2009 8:56am
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Thou shalt not do the 'nasty' (bump n grind, shake n bake, horizontal mambo, boots a knockin', pig in the poke, etc...) either on top of or neaby the holy ground of the placement of another's letterbox...

I don't know, I can think of a few boxer's who might encourage this, although stumbling upon other finders could be a bit embarrassing. I am pretty sure I read a clue for a "... in the woods" box. As long as its not a drive by...

Sunny
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Reply to: #254027 by zinni
Aug 23, 2011 5:14am
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my cousins dog...has a credit card...