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sex on the trail
Board: Yakking It Up
May 13, 2007 9:13pm
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Yes, that's right, I was letterboxing on this gorgeous weekend and came upon some people having sex about 20 feet away from where the letterbox was planted. I was so angry that they deprived me of my 'boxing adventure, the view, and a great place to stamp in the warm sun that I forgot to be embarrassed!

Mookie
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Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 13, 2007 9:16pm
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OMG!!!! That would make me angry too, especially since I letterbox with my children. They should have been the ones to be embarrassed.
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Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 13, 2007 9:19pm
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Quote some people having sex about 20 feet away from where the letterbox was planted


Aaaaannndddd......

What precisely was preventing you from retrieving the box and stamping in?

And, if you think about it, you still got a "view".....

You could have even taking the boxing motto to a new level -

"Take only pictures ...."

Warrior Woman
who knows better than to be responding to posts after midnight particularly when she is feeling rather giddy from lack of sleep over the last few days....
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Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 14, 2007 12:29am
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haha, awesome.
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Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 14, 2007 3:56am
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And to think the entire event cannot earn more than a 5!

been there, seen that,
speedsquare
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Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 14, 2007 4:26am
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I apologize for that... Doxxie Dolly and I were feeling young and free.... Spring was in the air and we couldn't fight the urge.

(We are banned from our favorite grocery store for the same reason!)
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Reply to: #91862 by Warrior Woman
May 14, 2007 4:59am
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Too funny, but I like the attitude.

I don't begrudge folks the use of the trails for whatever their hobby/interests are, but they do need to be able to share them.

It would be difficult had their been children nearby (like boxing with you), but yet explainable none the less.
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Reply to: #91861 by humngbrdwchr
May 14, 2007 5:33am
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I letterbox with my children

I'm lucky you can hear my girls coming a mile away; No one should be caught on the trail with their shorts down.
I can understand why they might have felt the urge to frolic in the woods but they should pick a hike that is very difficult and not traveled often and get well off the trail and keep some clothing on so if you get company you can be somewhat discrete.
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Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 14, 2007 5:39am
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Maybe they were letterboxers caught up in the moment of finding your letterbox. Did you ask for an exchange?

hehehehe

I also letterbox with my kids and would HATE to come up on that.
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Reply to: #91875 by DS
May 14, 2007 5:45am
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Ha Ha! Sharp! Thinking like that, you should run for office--Pictures cut through red tape faster than anything else!
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Reply to: #91883 by familyfun44
May 14, 2007 5:55am
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Quote Did you ask for an exchange?


sounds like they were already in the middle of an exchange!
BUTT anyway, while at a gathering in MA,
i was out in the woods with my kids looking for a box and ended
up coming across a bag of sex toys under a rock in a stone wall.
luckly for me, the children didn't see what i had found,
as they were up a little further.

funny, at the same gathering, a certain letterboxer tried to answer a PT question:
---name 3 places that gingerbread jim has visited!---
she looked it up online, and found a porn site.
she tried to answer my PT question with what she found.

you know who you are!
david (team new hampshire)
http://teamnewhampshire.blogspot.com
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Reply to: #91883 by familyfun44
May 14, 2007 6:02am
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Did you ask for an exchange?


ROFL *spewing coffee across the screen* OMG! They didn't have clothes... let's hope they'd choose the fingerprint to exchange with rather than some other ummmm interesting anatomy!

LOL

Tee
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Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 14, 2007 6:09am
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I have no problem with over zealous and passionate people who were inspired by nature to be . . . ummm . . . Natural, but in two of the city parks here I run into to so many “progressive entrepreneurs” frolicking for business purposes, that I want to post a sign that reads:

"We don't park in your bedroom, so please stop ----ing in our park."
"Thank You"

The police don’t seem to do much about this situation other than posting an equally ineffective sign that states “This area is under video surveillance” It might be more effective if they also put up cameras.

Luckily these are large parks and I can avoid placing letterboxes near the most “lucrative” spots.
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Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 14, 2007 6:15am
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I think this one is ending up in Boxers and Briefs.
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Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 14, 2007 6:17am
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Quote I was letterboxing on this gorgeous weekend and came upon some people having sex about 20 feet away from where the letterbox was planted.


Haha! Chadams had that same problem a couple weeks ago, only he was finding a planting spot.

Lady Lilac
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Reply to: #91893 by Moon and Sun
May 14, 2007 6:18am
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The police don’t seem to do much about this situation other than posting an equally ineffective sign that states “This area is under video surveillance” It might be more effective if they also put up cameras.

Maybe they need to post it as "all video footage will be sold to fund park renovation"
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Reply to: #91901 by Lady Lilac
May 14, 2007 6:53am
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Hmmm.. when I suggested this to Mrs Jiggs, she hit me!! *sigh* ;)
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Reply to: #91860 by Mookie
May 14, 2007 8:48am
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I can see why it might upset you, but come on, you've never had sex in the woods?
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Reply to: #91931 by Jaxx
May 14, 2007 8:55am
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but come on, you've never had sex in the woods?

I must admit that is how I got my trail name.
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Reply to: #91898 by jackbear
May 14, 2007 9:03am
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Quote I think this one is ending up in Boxers and Briefs.


Entitled something like "No Boxers or Briefs"

-Wildhair
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Reply to: #91898 by jackbear
May 14, 2007 9:38am
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I think this one is ending up in Boxers and Briefs.


you mean boxers and brief-less?

night writer
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Reply to: #91938 by Romana
May 14, 2007 9:49am
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you mean boxers and brief-less?


How about "Lost my Boxers let me Brief you"
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Reply to: #91880 by Gallant Rogue
May 14, 2007 9:49am
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Oh thats hillarious! My husband wanted me to reply to it like that but I guess someone already did! And one question: a grocery store! where can you do that in a grocery store!?
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Reply to: #91940 by oread
May 14, 2007 9:51am
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ROFLMAO
~Perdu
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Reply to: #91908 by Jiggs
May 14, 2007 9:53am
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When I told my husband, he was all for it. Yet I think we are a bit younger than you all out there(no offense) and I was like....ummmmmmm not by a letterbox! Maybe a bit more off into the forrest, but not on the trail!
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Reply to: #91941 by Trouble Bug
May 14, 2007 9:57am
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a grocery store! where can you do that in a grocery store!?

I'm thinking not in frozen foods
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Reply to: #91944 by oread
May 14, 2007 10:04am
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Quote a grocery store! where can you do that in a grocery store!?


Maybe the aisle where you can find the spaghetti-oh, oh, ohhhs!


Sex on a trail, geez, a few years ago, I stepped over a couple in Nashville at Warner to not find the box there. After all those steps too.
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Reply to: #91946 by MoWizLiz
May 14, 2007 10:13am
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Princess Lea and I stumbled across a couple having sex in the spot where a letterbox was supposed to be...in a very busy urban area park with children playing only yards away!! We actually waited around until the couple left and went over to find the box (box was missing).

I have also gone to a local Seattle area urban park for letterboxing. The parking lot is strewn with condoms and there are often men sitting in their vehicles hanging around the area., always creeps me out. As a female alone, I decided not to go letterboxing there that day. In fact, I have not been back to that park.

-Amanda from Seattle
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Reply to: #91951 by Amanda from Seattle
May 14, 2007 10:21am
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Take friends if you ever do go back. Also I've noticed that a prominently displayed camera makes the car-waiters here drive away, but don't point it at them just in case they are violent.
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Reply to: #91951 by Amanda from Seattle
May 14, 2007 11:40am
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Quote Princess Lea and I stumbled across a couple having sex in the spot where a letterbox was supposed to be...in a very busy urban area park with children playing only yards away!! We actually waited around until the couple left and went over to find the box (box was missing).

I have also gone to a local Seattle area urban park for letterboxing. The parking lot is strewn with condoms and there are often men sitting in their vehicles hanging around the area., always creeps me out. As a female alone, I decided not to go letterboxing there that day. In fact, I have not been back to that park.


To get the full effect of this experience, can I just add that the couple in question came speeding into a parking lot in their van and screeched to a halt in front of this "monument" where the letterbox was supposed to be hidden (not a great choice of spots, even without all this intrigue). It is a stone tower with an open side. She jumped out and got down on all fours, he was behind her. At first we thought they were other letterboxers and were trying to identify them. Maybe she's looking for the box down by the floor? Do they have clues in their hands? Who do we know that has long blond hair? That's when we noticed the, um, rocking motion the fellow was making. Seems to me like the van would have been a better locale for this activity! Made me wonder if it was part of one of those radio show dares - to have sex in public places.

I find used condoms a lot when letterboxing, often multiples in one area. Makes me wonder if it's someone's place of business! Have definitely come across people in flagrante in the cars of parking lots of some of the lesser visited parks around here. Although I have also seen this in front of the hospital where I was working, so maybe it's just Oakland.

-- Princess Lea