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Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975083 by wassamatta u
May 10, 2019 4:33pm
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Hence the warning on that apple-flavored nipple moisturizer. Some people never learn.
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975121 by Wry Me
May 10, 2019 6:41pm
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And we have a winner!!!
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975104 by Grrly Girl
May 11, 2019 7:21am
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your personal, with you always, at least until now, fleshy nipples

Thems the ones.

And yes, LBCon was a bit of a precursor to this.

I've been in technical training in London this week for my new company, Nexmo.

On our final day of training we had to give a presentation on blah blah blah (insert boring industry-specific technical mumbo-jumbo here). So naturally, I found it morally imperative to spice it up just a tad. We had been given, earlier in the week, T Shirts with the company name across the chest. I just HAPPENED to have some flash paper with me... the stuff magicians use to make big bright flames that burn cool(ish) and leave no trace. Ever since LBCon I realized this was a necessity to carry with me on all trips, because you JUST NEVER KNOW when you will need it.

So, I taped a piece of flash paper over the company logo on the TShirt, and made a little 9 volt battery operated igniter with s switch. I then wore a buttoned shirt over this.

At the end of the boring part, it was time to make a grand finale. I yelled out "And who are we? WE ARE NEXMO!!". I ripped open the button shirt (spewing buttons across those in the front row), revealing the paper covering the Nexmo logo. I hit the button, and it worked SPECTACULARLY! HUGE flash, screams and laughter as the name was revealed. Perfect!!!

Except...

Remember how I said I TAPED it to the shirt? The two small, seemingly insignificant bits of tape were right over my nipples. And apparently their combustion temperature were significantly lower than expected. So while I stood there basking in the glow of adulation, I was also basking in the glow of my flaming nipples.

Yes, it was caught on video. No, I don't know if the company will acknowledged its existence.
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975140 by wassamatta u
May 11, 2019 8:01am
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Yes, it was caught on video. No, I don't know if the company will acknowledged its existence.

You won't let an insignificant detail such as that foil your desire to share with those of us who have squealed in horror, joy and astonishment at shenanigans previously perpetrated by you.
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975140 by wassamatta u
May 11, 2019 8:40am
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I stood there basking in the glow of adulation, I was also basking in the glow of my flaming nipples

There are no words that can do justice to that scene!!! I wonder if Nexmo had any idea of the extent of your shenanigan-abilities and willingness to use them?
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975140 by wassamatta u
May 11, 2019 10:37am
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I've been in technical training in London this week for my new company, Nexmo.

Well, at least you speak (most of) the language.

So naturally, I found it morally imperative to spice it up just a tad.

Isn't that what got you a talking-to from time-to-time at your previous company?

I ripped open the button shirt (spewing buttons across those in the front row)

You know, we have velcro to avoid that problem.

And apparently their combustion temperature were significantly lower than expected. So while I stood there basking in the glow of adulation, I was also basking in the glow of my flaming nipples.

This is why we do dry-runs.

Yes, it was caught on video. No, I don't know if the company will acknowledged its existence.

And remember, if any of your team are caught or killed your company will deny any knowledge of this incident.
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975140 by wassamatta u
May 11, 2019 12:11pm
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flaming nipples.

Fleshy *and* flaming. It boggles the mind.

Yes, it was caught on video. No, I don't know if the company will acknowledged its existence.

Well. They have't posted it on their web site yet. Yet.
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975140 by wassamatta u
May 11, 2019 1:30pm
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... the glow of my flaming nipples.

Should I ever find myself in the assemblage of a group of musicians who are at loss for a stage name, I think I will readily offer up...

~ The FLAMING NIPPLES ~

🎸🎺🎷🎻🎼
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975149 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
May 11, 2019 2:12pm
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Hmmmm....that sounds like something I used to drink in college.
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Reply to: #975151 by Public Hand
May 11, 2019 3:25pm
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Hmmmm....that sounds like something I used to drink in college.

In the immortal words of John Winger,
“I want to party with you cowboy”.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/daf435ac-2b61-49a4-874f-be315dd745f2
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Reply to: #975152 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
May 11, 2019 4:06pm
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Anytime!!!!!
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975149 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
May 12, 2019 2:05pm
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Or a drink name?
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975083 by wassamatta u
May 12, 2019 9:08pm
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So, are you using pasties to heal them?
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975180 by AlishaMisha
May 12, 2019 11:44pm
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So, are you using pasties to heal them?

Well, that was the plan. However, being that it happened in England, their definition of "pasties" was not the same. Hilarity ensued.
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975181 by wassamatta u
May 13, 2019 3:58am
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Just don't talk about your fanny pack.
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Reply to: #975181 by wassamatta u
May 13, 2019 7:49am
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Oh dear. That's another image in my brain. British pasties on fleshy, flaming nipples. It just gets worse and worse. lol
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975188 by MissMoon
May 13, 2019 7:55am
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British pasties on fleshy, flaming nipples. It just gets worse and worse.

I never imagined that AQ would be so abused when I first created it. *shaking head*

-- Ryan
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Reply to: #975189 by Green Tortuga
May 13, 2019 8:23am
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I never imagined that AQ would be so abused when I first created it. *shaking head*

Thank god this hasn't progressed (digressed?) into Laminated Testicles.
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975190 by Eidolon
May 13, 2019 9:30am
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Do tell.
Re: Nipples.. with pictures
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Reply to: #975140 by wassamatta u
May 13, 2019 10:00am
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NSFMW (Not Safe for MY work... yours won't care)

The Big Reveal...

The Big Oops.
Re: Nipples.. with pictures
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Reply to: #975192 by wassamatta u
May 13, 2019 11:42am
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So like you're gonna make sure this is in your resume, right? I mean there's a chance you might not work for this company much longer....uh....I mean .....maybe not forever?.....right?
Re: Nipples.. with pictures
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Reply to: #975192 by wassamatta u
May 13, 2019 6:10pm
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More eye bleach!!!!
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975190 by Eidolon
May 14, 2019 7:45pm
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Thank god this hasn't progressed into Laminated Testicles.

<record scratch> Dude, wait, what!?
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975140 by wassamatta u
May 15, 2019 10:15am
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You always have the best stories, my friend. :D

TG
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Reply to: #975242 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
May 15, 2019 10:25am
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<record scratch> Dude, wait, what!?

Think VERY carefully about whether or not you REALLY want to know.

TG
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975140 by wassamatta u
May 28, 2019 1:03pm
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I just want to offer my condolences on your loss of eligibility for the throne. You'll just have to slog away with the rest of the unwashed presumably unnippled masses. (Does that have two "n's"? Who would know that?)
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975589 by Wry Me
May 28, 2019 5:25pm
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I just want to offer my condolences on your loss of eligibility for the throne. You'll just have to slog away with the rest of the unwashed presumably unnippled masses. (Does that have two "n's"? Who would know that?)

Don't skip this link.
You'll learn all about nipple licking among the royals.

Do you suppose they still do it?
Re: Nipples
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Reply to: #975606 by Grrly Girl
May 28, 2019 6:21pm
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nipple licking among the royals.

EEEEEUUUUUUIIIIIIII!