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Bad joke
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Jun 28, 2018 11:07am
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain when he went to the dentist?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Reply to: #961794 by Topcollector
Jun 28, 2018 12:41pm
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Must be a slow day on the boards....
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Reply to: #961797 by JampersandJ
Jun 28, 2018 1:32pm
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Must be a slow day on the boards....

Shhhh! We're trying not to encourage her.
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Reply to: #961794 by Topcollector
Jun 28, 2018 1:42pm
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I'm stealing that. That's hilarious
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Reply to: #961801 by crosscresent
Jun 28, 2018 2:19pm
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Heard it on the radio at lunch and had to share.
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Reply to: #961794 by Topcollector
Jun 28, 2018 7:46pm
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A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
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Reply to: #961794 by Topcollector
Jun 29, 2018 4:17pm
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A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?” “Yes”, replied the master, “but with no attachments.”
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Reply to: #961842 by StasiaBoo
Jun 29, 2018 6:18pm
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Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.