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Re: My grandma's getting married ! ! !
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Reply to: #925905 by No Borders
Mar 4, 2019 6:49am
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You do come up with some good ones GG. I passed this on to some friends!!!!!!!
A Vampire Called
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Mar 15, 2019 7:00am
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A vampire called me on the phone and wanted me to come over. They said they needed my type. What should I do?
Re: A Vampire Called
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Reply to: #972720 by Elle
Mar 15, 2019 7:12am
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Make an appointment at noon in the garden. ;)
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Reply to: #972720 by Elle
Mar 15, 2019 10:41am
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Tell them "O"-my
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Reply to: #972720 by Elle
Mar 15, 2019 11:53am
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You could always offer him a stake dinner.
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Reply to: #972734 by Oberon_Kenobi
Mar 15, 2019 12:16pm
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Set the table with your best china and silverware.

If a vampire can't go out in the sun (not counting the recent spate of hunky vampires on TV) and the moon is reflecting sunlight, why can they be out at night in the moonlight?
Re: A Vampire Called
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Reply to: #972735 by Grrly Girl
Mar 15, 2019 11:22pm
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Because vampires aren't real and you're overthinking this ;) Back when people thought they were real, they also thought the sun was orbiting the earth and the moon was made of cheese.

My favorite vampire movie is now going to be a series on FX. Can't wait.
Moonshiner'sTunnels discovered in Great Smoky Mountains
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Apr 1, 2019 4:10am
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"This morning, the National Park Service confirmed the existence of an elaborate network of moonshiner tunnels in and around the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. According to a press release from park officials, the miles-long subterranean passageways, which are believed to have been used by bootleggers, were uncovered early last week. Although the tunnels were just discovered, the National Park Service is already planning tours of the moonshiner passageways. In the official press release, Dr. Khan states that the tunnels are “structurally sound and completely safe for visitors.” April Fools! As far as we know, there aren’t any secret passageways hidden beneath the Smoky Mountains."
Re: Moonshiner'sTunnels discovered in Great Smoky Mountains
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Reply to: #973609 by Elle
Apr 1, 2019 7:12am
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Woah! Had me goin' there for a second!
Re: Moonshiner'sTunnels discovered in Great Smoky Mountains
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Reply to: #973632 by Boxer Lover47
Apr 1, 2019 7:49am
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Me too, good one.

😄
Re: Moonshiner'sTunnels discovered in Great Smoky Mountains
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Reply to: #973609 by Elle
Apr 1, 2019 8:13am
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I wondered who would be the first to plant a box in the tunnels. :?
Friday Funnies
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Apr 5, 2019 7:27am
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If you are attacked by a horde of clowns, go for the juggler.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator (only a fraction of people will get that joke)

Speaking of math, to the Babylonians who invented the concept of zero - thanks for nothing!

And yesterday I was struck by a bottle of omega-3 pills. Lucky my wounds were only super fish oil.

I saw a baguette at the zoo today. It was bread in captivity.

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy. The other is a little lighter.

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Re: Friday Funnies
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Reply to: #973813 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Apr 5, 2019 8:13am
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How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't, you get down off a duck.
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Reply to: #973815 by shutterbug2012
Apr 5, 2019 8:28am
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How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't, you get down off a duck.

Well...
I think elephant down makes the very best pillows!
Heads up, free HBO week!
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Apr 8, 2019 1:46pm
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Me and ECP are watching True Detective season 3. So far it’s great.
Re: Heads up, free HBO week!
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Reply to: #973958 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Apr 8, 2019 2:39pm
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Thanks for the heads up.
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Reply to: #973958 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Apr 8, 2019 3:22pm
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:::::gasp:::::

I didn't know they did a third season!!

woo-hoo!
Re: Heads up, free HBO week!
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Reply to: #973958 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Apr 8, 2019 3:24pm
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Darn, not free for me.
Re: Heads up, free HBO week!
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Reply to: #973968 by DS
Apr 14, 2019 12:09pm
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I still have it for free (all the HBO channels and everything on demand) and every show episode on demand says free until Monday night but that has kept changing. The other day it said free until last night.

I tried to find out from my cable company if it will still be free when season 8 of Game of Thrones starts tonight and they can't tell me. They say that HBO offers the promotional thing which I *knew*....but I still think the cable company should have info on when it ends. They said each individual customer's free offer is totally different and they have no info.

But I'll bet anything that my offer and everyone else's offer will end at 8:59 pm, just before Game of Thrones starts.
Re: Heads up, free HBO week!
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Reply to: #974147 by MissMoon
Apr 14, 2019 12:39pm
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I’ve only had it free since the 11th, got a lot of GOT to watch that I’ve never seen an episode of
Re: Heads up, free HBO week!
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Reply to: #974147 by MissMoon
Apr 14, 2019 1:32pm
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I'm very sure that was their MO ... to have the free week end right before the GOT premiere ... definitely not a coinky-dink. ;)
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Reply to: #974156 by Basset Mom
Apr 14, 2019 7:57pm
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Still free! Watched episode 1 of Season 8 with my fingers crossed. Lol
Re: Heads up, free HBO week!
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Reply to: #974151 by cooledcoyote
Apr 15, 2019 1:30am
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For those who cannot get free HBO, note that your local library might have DVD's that you can check out for free. I've seen the first five seasons of GOT that way.
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Reply to: #974171 by Kirbert
Apr 15, 2019 4:39am
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local library might have DVD's that you can check out for free.

To have a library card in my town costs $50.00!
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Reply to: #974171 by Kirbert
Apr 15, 2019 4:58am
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Thanks for the reminder! I just reserved Season 1 but the waiting list is pretty long so I may not get it for months. But waiting is better than paying for it, in my opinion.
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Reply to: #974178 by Janila
Apr 15, 2019 11:52am
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I'm not willing to wait. It won't even be on Netflix in DVD for months and months and they don't stream it. I just pay for HBO until GOT ends.

My free HBO promotional was gone this morning. I was amazed it lasted through that first episode last night.

After GOT of thrones is over I'm dumping the tv service anyway and just keeping the internet for streaming.
Re: Heads up, free HBO week!
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Reply to: #974171 by Kirbert
Apr 15, 2019 11:59am
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After watching what I gave DVRed now I may go back and see if my library has the 1st three seasons
Re: Heads up, free HBO week!
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Reply to: #974175 by Elle
Apr 15, 2019 12:05pm
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To have a library card in my town costs $50.00!

If you read a lot you'll get your money's worth in books in a very short time. And it's kind of a donation.
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Reply to: #974185 by MissMoon
Apr 15, 2019 12:35pm
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I just got an email from my brother this morning. He watched Episode 1 of Season 8 last night. He says it was *awful*. He compared it to Star Wars' "The Clone Wars".
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Reply to: #974175 by Elle
Apr 15, 2019 2:39pm
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To have a library card in my town costs $50.00!

Ben Franklin is spinning in his grave.