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Re: Cow theme! Yay
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #971831 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Feb 20, 2019 4:54pm
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Milking the subject a bit ??
Re: Cow theme! Yay
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Reply to: #971819 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Feb 20, 2019 5:54pm
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Awwww.... This reminds me of Fluffy Cow. Many Many chat room memories....

~Aurora
Re: Cow theme! Yay
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Reply to: #971843 by The hicks from the sticks
Feb 21, 2019 5:22pm
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Just don't bring up the Fearless Colon!
Re: New Search Adventure
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Reply to: #971828 by nedhead
Mar 3, 2019 5:19am
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Did you find it?
Re: New Search Adventure
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Reply to: #972300 by RDHG
Mar 3, 2019 10:18am
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Not yet. Any help would be appreciated.
Some Cheer?
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Mar 5, 2019 2:07am
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Today is my birthday, which is normally a joyful time for me. This year, though, I could use some cheer. Please share something to make me smile. ๐Ÿ˜
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 5, 2019 4:55am
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Happy Birthday fellow Pisces sister!!

God Bless today and always.
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 5, 2019 5:14am
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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Re: Some Cheer? -- SherlockMiles
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Reply to: #972362 by SherlockMiles
Mar 5, 2019 5:25am
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Ooh, thank you, thank you! Happy belated or early birthday to you, as well!

Thank you for saying that. God blesses me every day. โค๏ธ
Re: Some Cheer? -- Ele
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Reply to: #972363 by Elle
Mar 5, 2019 5:27am
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Haha. Thank you for the chuckle. Now I would like to try that on someone. ๐Ÿคฃ
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 5, 2019 5:45am
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Happy Birthday. Happy boxing.
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 5, 2019 7:22am
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Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves arenโ€™t Happy.

Happy birthday!
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972373 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Mar 5, 2019 8:09am
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Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves arenโ€™t happy.

But only one was Grumpy.
Re: Some Cheer? -- Topcollector
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Reply to: #972367 by Topcollector
Mar 5, 2019 8:14am
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Thank you oodles! I plan to go birthday boxing tomorrow...Lord willing and the creek don't rise. ๐Ÿ˜€
Re: Some Cheer? -- DZ and ECP
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Reply to: #972373 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Mar 5, 2019 8:16am
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Haha. That is funny because it is true! ๐Ÿ˜† Thank you for the smile and the birthday greeting.
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 5, 2019 9:07am
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I bought a new pair of hiking boots from a drug dealer. Iโ€™m not sure what he laced them with but Iโ€™ve been tripping all day.

;)
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 5, 2019 11:17am
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Happy Birthday! Everyday is closer to Letterboxing Season! May your birthday enlighten you to new places to plant boxes.
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 5, 2019 8:15pm
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-ticles

A Roman soldier walks into a bar and holds up two fingers.

"Five beers please."

There are two types of people in this world:

  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

And you obviously aren't one of those.

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear, and
The final front ear.


A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest said, "We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."

The Higgs boson replies, "But without me you can't have mass."

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

A meeting with the ethics committee and quick removal of your research funding.

Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards in front of them.

The first statistician fired and hit a tree 5 feet to the left.

The second statistician fired and hit a tree 5 feet to the right.

The third statistician started jumping up and down yelling, "We got him! We got him!"

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Schrรถdingerโ€™s cat walks into a bar and doesnโ€™t.

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Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

K.

Pascal, Newton and Darwin were playing hide and go seek.

It was Darwin's turn to seek. As he was counting to 30, Pascal immediately ran and hid. Newton, on the other hand, stopped and drew a square on the sidewalk.

When Darwin opened his eyes he immediately saw Newton. He said, "That's no fun Newton! Why didn't you go hide?"

Newton replied, "No sir! I'm not Newton. I'm one Newton per square meter. I'm a Pascal!"

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Classical conditioning

A photon is checking into a hotel. The bellhop asks, "Do you have any luggage today?"

The photon replied, "No, I'm traveling light."

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

beer

If you want to see the pictures, check Buzzfeed.

Bonus jokes:

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A proton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve ions in here."

The proton says, "I'm not an ion."

"Are you sure?", says the bartender?

"I'm positive!"

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A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve ropes in here."

The rope walks out, ties himself and messes up his hair and walks back in.

"Hey! Aren't you a rope?", the bartender says.

The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972387 by BaliWho
Mar 5, 2019 8:37pm
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I bought a new pair of hiking boots from a drug dealer. Iโ€™m not sure what he laced them with but Iโ€™ve been tripping all day.

Thatโ€™s pretty funny.

I bought a new new gun from a Tyrannosaurus Rex. He was a small arms dealer.

Ahem...
Re: Some Cheer?
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Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 6, 2019 6:44am
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Happy birthday! hope you had a great day and found some cheer!
Mine's tomorrow, and I feel similarly blue. It's not because it's my birthday though.

Here's to spring! And March birthdays!
Re: Some Cheer?
Board: Yakking It Up
Reply to: #972360 by RDHG
Mar 6, 2019 5:43pm
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Here is a list of terrible puns that are sure to put a smile on your face! None, of course, are mine but here you go:

- Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It comes highly wreck-a-mended. (Credit: justbadpuns.com)

- Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of โ€œinโ€ is. (Credit: justbadpuns.com)

- Why canโ€™t you run through a campground? You can only ran, because itโ€™s past tents. (Credit: @punnstagram)

- Iโ€™m only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโ€™t know Y. (Credit: justbadpuns on tumblr)

- Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, โ€œWhatโ€™s your favorite kind of music?โ€ The other says, โ€œIโ€™m a big metal fan.โ€ (Credit: rd.com)

- The past, the present, and the future walk into a barโ€ฆ It was tense. (Credit: rd.com)

- Once you've been to one shopping center, you've seen the mall (Credit: rd.com)

- A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. (Credit: rd.com)

- What is Forrest Gumpโ€™s email password? 1Forrest1 (Credit: rd.com)

- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. (Credit: rd.com)

Happy Birthday!!!
Boards Kind of Quiet, Maybe a Conversation Starter?
Board: Yakking It Up
Mar 10, 2019 7:35am
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It has been raining and cold here for the better part of the last weeks. There have been a few nice days, of which we took advantage to enjoy.
Someone mentioned waiting for letterboxing season. We can pretty much box year round here in North Carolina, though sometimes it is ridiculously hot or raining a lot.

Alas, I wonder, what has the weather been doing by you? Are you boxing, or is boxing not a reality for you right now? To what do you look forward the next time that you get to go letterboxing?
Re: Boards Kind of Quiet, Maybe a Conversation Starter?
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Reply to: #972523 by RDHG
Mar 10, 2019 7:53am
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I'm now about an hour south of you and it has been MISERABLE. In the 12 years we have been here, this is the rainiest it's ever been and that's actually been proven true as Charlotte is having the rainiest winter ever according to the weather service. (Still beats upstate NY winters, hands down.) Tomorrow looks to be nice though. 71 and partly cloudy.

As far as boxing goes, late November, early December is my favorite down here. Boxing in the summer is just too dirty, too hot, too many bugs and snakes. I am just filthy head to toe boxing in the summer. I'm sweaty, sticky from all the bug spray so dirt just adheres to me. Yuck. (HI! Happy belated!)
Re: Boards Kind of Quiet, Maybe a Conversation Starter?
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Reply to: #972523 by RDHG
Mar 10, 2019 10:16am
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I live about 30 miles north of NYC so it's been a cold winter.

For me personally there is no letterboxing "season" as such. Depending on the conditions I will box all year even if it's not hiking in the woods. I may not be able to do as much as I'd like during the winter but I find a way to do some. It just depends on how the weather goes and how much snow there is on the ground.

I don't mind cold temperatures per se. The ground conditions are more of a consideration for me rather than temperatures alone. The best season for me is fall. I think fall in the northeast is perfect boxing weather.

I don't look forward to anything specific......we have a lot of boxes in the northeast so I always have something on my 'to do' list.
Re: Boards Kind of Quiet, Maybe a Conversation Starter? -- t
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Reply to: #972524 by thndrkttn
Mar 12, 2019 1:17am
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Brad said that this is the most rain that this area has had since they started keeping records about 140 years ago. I think that it has been worse in Tennessee.

A few of us have been boxing in between the rainy days, though some days have still been cold.

I am not sure where you are now, but I have three stamps to plant in Fort Mill.
Re: Boards Kind of Quiet, Maybe a Conversation Starter? -- M
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Reply to: #972529 by MissMoon
Mar 12, 2019 1:28am
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We do not really have a specific season either, though I do not like summer. It is too hot for me.

You do have quite a bit of plants in the Northeast. A challenge that we have in our area is not a lot of boxers are still active and few plant. I plan to offer a class soon, so hopefully that will spark some new interest.
Mmmmmmm, Pi
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Mar 14, 2019 4:06am
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Apple
Blueberry
Cherry
Dragon Fruit
Elderberry
F
G
etc
Re: Mmmmmmm, Pi
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Reply to: #972673 by Grrly Girl
Mar 14, 2019 5:32am
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Fig Pie
Gooseberry
Huckleberry
Ice cream
etc

Not every pie is sweet. There are savory pies too. Just none I can think of in this section of the alphabet.
Re: Mmmmmmm, Pi
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Reply to: #972677 by Quite Contrary
Mar 14, 2019 6:01am
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Jamaican Patty
Key Lime
Lemon Meringue
Mincemeat
etc
Re: Mmmmmmm, Pi
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Reply to: #972678 by shooz
Mar 14, 2019 6:11am
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Nut Lovers Pie
Orange-Buttermilk Chess Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Etc