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St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Mar 17, 2019 1:53am
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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Because real rocks are too heavy.
St. Patrick's Day Smile #2
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Mar 17, 2019 1:55am
What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?

You get a rash of good luck!
St. Patrick's Day Smile #3
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Mar 17, 2019 1:59am
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When is an Irish potato not an potato?

When it's a French fry.
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile #3
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Reply to: #972776 by Elle
Mar 17, 2019 6:47am
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Thanks for the smiles😀😃😁
Tell us your favorite Irish Bull?
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Mar 17, 2019 9:37am
If you drive by a field of steers and one of them is a bull, it is an Irish Bull.
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Reply to: #972774 by Elle
Apr 9, 2019 8:31pm
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My sediments exactly.
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Reply to: #974016 by ASL Girl
Apr 9, 2019 11:23pm
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There’s no fracking way I’m taking these jokes for granite!

Q: What’s a rock’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The ferrous wheel.

😎
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Reply to: #974018 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Apr 11, 2019 7:35am
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Where did you dig these up? I like dirty jokes, but you've hit rock bottom.
Just kidding! I really lava you guys.
Re: I don't think it means what you think it means
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Reply to: #396174 by Traveling Inky Pants
Apr 25, 2019 12:24pm
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RATS !
I wanted to see it.
Re: I don't think it means what you think it means
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Reply to: #974573 by Grrly Girl
Apr 25, 2019 2:32pm
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Me too.
Some funny for your Monday!
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May 6, 2019 6:28am
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People who confuse “burro” with “burrow” don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

My wife asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I told her I was afraid the NSA was listening.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.

Anyone else heard a good one lately?
Re: Some funny for your Monday!
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Reply to: #974914 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
May 6, 2019 7:15am
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H told us the other day that he found out that there is actually a technical term for an empty can of Cheez Wiz. They call it Cheez Wuz.
Re: Some more funny for your Monday!
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Reply to: #974914 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
May 6, 2019 8:37am
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been
completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Helloooo,........... just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would pay for themselves in a year---
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Re: Some more funny for your Monday!
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Reply to: #974923 by Grrly Girl
May 6, 2019 10:03am
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That is too funny............
Re: Some more funny for your Monday!
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Reply to: #974925 by condo
May 6, 2019 7:39pm
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My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.

Don’t you hate it when you find a cut or a bruise on your body you didn’t know was there and thinking WTF!? Shouldn’t I have felt that? Was I even there when it happened?

I do all of my own stunts... never intentionally of course.
Australia's toilet song
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Aug 5, 2019 7:17am
every so often an old post pops up
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Aug 30, 2019 3:25am
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on Wassa's Random Daily Funnies

I was just thinking about this boxer when this appeared.
https://www.atlasquest.com/boards/read.php?&startId=765108

by Piper on the Trail
Re: every so often an old post pops up
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Reply to: #978916 by Grrly Girl
Aug 30, 2019 4:24pm
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Oh my, that was a funny one.
regardless which side you're on, this is funny
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Nov 21, 2019 10:21am
To the thief who stole my anti-depressants...
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Feb 7, 2020 9:58am
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I hope you're happy!
Re: To the thief who stole my anti-depressants...
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Reply to: #983243 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Feb 7, 2020 1:27pm
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Oh no my eyes are so bad ....I thought it said anti-perspirant and I've been walking around all day with one in each armpit .
Re: To the thief who stole my anti-depressants...
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Reply to: #983243 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Feb 8, 2020 7:41am
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Thanks for the chuckle😁😆😁
thought for the day
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Feb 24, 2020 3:03am
Regardless how fragrant the hand soap may be, never come out of the rest room smelling your fingers.

(shamelessly stolen)
This Day In History
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Mar 24, 2020 10:16am
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1999 Mont Blanc Tunnel Fire: 38 people died when a Belgian transport truck carrying flour and margarine caught fire in the Mont Blanc Tunnel—an 11.6 km (7.2 mile) tunnel under the Alps between France and Italy.

...and we still roux the day. :)
Re: This Day In History
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Reply to: #984800 by Nairon
Mar 24, 2020 11:45am
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...and we still roux the day. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H5KY7ptnXY
sometimes we really need another button
Re: This Day In History
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Reply to: #984801 by Grrly Girl
Mar 24, 2020 2:19pm
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I’ve also thought we should have that button but it could have oh so many and varied meanings so maybe it wouldn’t be such a good idea. LOL
Re: This Day In History
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Reply to: #984804 by MissMoon
Mar 24, 2020 3:44pm
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You mean like the Hug button?
The best use of Hug was several years ago when Mama Wolf got lots of them because, as I understand it, MW loves getting ((((HUGS))))
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Reply to: #984808 by Grrly Girl
Mar 24, 2020 5:06pm
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I remember that.