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Re: Words of wisdom
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Reply to: #971768 by jlsd0218
Feb 19, 2019 6:57am
That's a good one.
Re: Words of wisdom
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Reply to: #971757 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Feb 19, 2019 11:41am
Good judgement comes from experience.
And experience? Well, comes from poor judgement.
And experience? Well, comes from poor judgement.
I wondered why you had such good judgment.
Old Blue
Re: Words of wisdom
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Reply to: #971791 by DoubleSaj and Old Blue
Feb 19, 2019 4:39pm
It’s so true. I’ve had plenty of practice working towards good judgement!
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St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Mar 17, 2019 1:53am
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy.
Because real rocks are too heavy.
St. Patrick's Day Smile #2
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Mar 17, 2019 1:55am
What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck!
You get a rash of good luck!
St. Patrick's Day Smile #3
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Mar 17, 2019 1:59am
When is an Irish potato not an potato?
When it's a French fry.
When it's a French fry.
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile #3
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Reply to: #972776 by Elle
Mar 17, 2019 6:47am
Thanks for the smiles😀😃😁
Tell us your favorite Irish Bull?
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Mar 17, 2019 9:37am
If you drive by a field of steers and one of them is a bull, it is an Irish Bull.
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Reply to: #972774 by Elle
Apr 9, 2019 8:31pm
My sediments exactly.
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Reply to: #974016 by ASL Girl
Apr 9, 2019 11:23pm
There’s no fracking way I’m taking these jokes for granite!
Q: What’s a rock’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The ferrous wheel.
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Q: What’s a rock’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The ferrous wheel.
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Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Reply to: #974018 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Apr 11, 2019 7:35am
Where did you dig these up? I like dirty jokes, but you've hit rock bottom.
Just kidding! I really lava you guys.
Just kidding! I really lava you guys.
Re: I don't think it means what you think it means
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Reply to: #396174 by Traveling Inky Pants
Apr 25, 2019 12:24pm
RATS !
I wanted to see it.
I wanted to see it.
Re: I don't think it means what you think it means
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Reply to: #974573 by Grrly Girl
Apr 25, 2019 2:32pm
Me too.
Some funny for your Monday!
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May 6, 2019 6:28am
People who confuse “burro” with “burrow” don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
My wife asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I told her I was afraid the NSA was listening.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.
Anyone else heard a good one lately?
My wife asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I told her I was afraid the NSA was listening.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.
Anyone else heard a good one lately?
Re: Some funny for your Monday!
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Reply to: #974914 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
May 6, 2019 7:15am
H told us the other day that he found out that there is actually a technical term for an empty can of Cheez Wiz. They call it Cheez Wuz.
Re: Some more funny for your Monday!
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Reply to: #974914 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
May 6, 2019 8:37am
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been
completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helloooo,........... just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would pay for themselves in a year---
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been
completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helloooo,........... just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would pay for themselves in a year---
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
Re: Some more funny for your Monday!
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Reply to: #974923 by Grrly Girl
May 6, 2019 10:03am
That is too funny............
Re: Some more funny for your Monday!
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Reply to: #974925 by condo
May 6, 2019 7:39pm
My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.
Don’t you hate it when you find a cut or a bruise on your body you didn’t know was there and thinking WTF!? Shouldn’t I have felt that? Was I even there when it happened?
I do all of my own stunts... never intentionally of course.
Don’t you hate it when you find a cut or a bruise on your body you didn’t know was there and thinking WTF!? Shouldn’t I have felt that? Was I even there when it happened?
I do all of my own stunts... never intentionally of course.
Australia's toilet song
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Aug 5, 2019 7:17am
every so often an old post pops up
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Aug 30, 2019 3:25am
on Wassa's Random Daily Funnies
I was just thinking about this boxer when this appeared.
https://www.atlasquest.com/boards/read.php?&startId=765108
by Piper on the Trail
I was just thinking about this boxer when this appeared.
https://www.atlasquest.com/boards/read.php?&startId=765108
by Piper on the Trail
Re: every so often an old post pops up
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Reply to: #978916 by Grrly Girl
Aug 30, 2019 4:24pm
Oh my, that was a funny one.
regardless which side you're on, this is funny
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Nov 21, 2019 10:21am