That's a good one.

I wondered why you had such good judgment.

Old Blue

It’s so true. I’ve had plenty of practice working towards good judgement!

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Because real rocks are too heavy.

What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?

You get a rash of good luck!

When is an Irish potato not an potato?

When it's a French fry.

Thanks for the smiles😀😃😁

If you drive by a field of steers and one of them is a bull, it is an Irish Bull.

My sediments exactly.

There’s no fracking way I’m taking these jokes for granite!

Q: What’s a rock’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The ferrous wheel.

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Where did you dig these up? I like dirty jokes, but you've hit rock bottom.
Just kidding! I really lava you guys.

RATS !
I wanted to see it.

Me too.

People who confuse “burro” with “burrow” don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

My wife asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I told her I was afraid the NSA was listening.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.

Anyone else heard a good one lately?

H told us the other day that he found out that there is actually a technical term for an empty can of Cheez Wiz. They call it Cheez Wuz.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been
completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Helloooo,........... just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year -- that these windows would pay for themselves in a year---
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

That is too funny............

My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting.

Don’t you hate it when you find a cut or a bruise on your body you didn’t know was there and thinking WTF!? Shouldn’t I have felt that? Was I even there when it happened?

I do all of my own stunts... never intentionally of course.

on Wassa's Random Daily Funnies

I was just thinking about this boxer when this appeared.
https://www.atlasquest.com/boards/read.php?&startId=765108

by Piper on the Trail

Oh my, that was a funny one.