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Re: Bad joke
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Reply to: #961842 by StasiaBoo
Jun 29, 2018 6:18pm
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Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.
Turn Me Over
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Jan 26, 2019 1:40pm
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Re: Turn Me Over
Board: Funny Pages
Reply to: #970689 by Oberon_Kenobi
Jan 27, 2019 6:58am
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I love these 😂 I made one once that said “Thanks, that feels better.” On the back. Sadly, I left it in our old yard.
shamelessly stolen from FB
Board: Funny Pages
Feb 14, 2019 3:22pm
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Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me, and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank goodness, that's a relief!
My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anyway
Re: shamelessly stolen from FB
Board: Funny Pages
Reply to: #971460 by Grrly Girl
Feb 14, 2019 3:36pm
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That made my day!
Words of wisdom
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Feb 18, 2019 10:42pm
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Good judgement comes from experience.

And experience? Well, comes from poor judgement.
Re: Words of wisdom
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Reply to: #971757 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Feb 19, 2019 3:01am
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Ahhhh; Confucius say.
Re: Words of wisdom
Board: Funny Pages
Reply to: #971757 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Feb 19, 2019 6:51am
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Learn to be happy with yourself, then you can be happy with the world around you!
Re: Words of wisdom
Board: Funny Pages
Reply to: #971768 by jlsd0218
Feb 19, 2019 6:57am
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That's a good one.
Re: Words of wisdom
Board: Funny Pages
Reply to: #971757 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Feb 19, 2019 11:41am
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Good judgement comes from experience.

And experience? Well, comes from poor judgement.

I wondered why you had such good judgment.

Old Blue
Re: Words of wisdom
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Reply to: #971791 by DoubleSaj and Old Blue
Feb 19, 2019 4:39pm
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It’s so true. I’ve had plenty of practice working towards good judgement!

😄
St. Patrick's Day Smile
Board: Funny Pages
Mar 17, 2019 1:53am
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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Because real rocks are too heavy.
St. Patrick's Day Smile #2
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Mar 17, 2019 1:55am
What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?

You get a rash of good luck!
St. Patrick's Day Smile #3
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Mar 17, 2019 1:59am
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When is an Irish potato not an potato?

When it's a French fry.
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile #3
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Reply to: #972776 by Ele
Mar 17, 2019 6:47am
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Thanks for the smiles😀😃😁
Tell us your favorite Irish Bull?
Board: Funny Pages
Mar 17, 2019 9:37am
If you drive by a field of steers and one of them is a bull, it is an Irish Bull.
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Reply to: #972774 by Ele
Apr 9, 2019 8:31pm
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My sediments exactly.
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile
Board: Funny Pages
Reply to: #974016 by ASL Girl
Apr 9, 2019 11:23pm
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There’s no fracking way I’m taking these jokes for granite!

Q: What’s a rock’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The ferrous wheel.

😎
Re: St. Patrick's Day Smile
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Reply to: #974018 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Apr 11, 2019 7:35am
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Where did you dig these up? I like dirty jokes, but you've hit rock bottom.
Just kidding! I really lava you guys.