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Msg: 969151
Subject: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: Grrly GirlProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 7:30 AM
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Msg: 969152
DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: DarkZen and Evil Cow PieProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 7:43 AM
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Reply to: Msg 969151 by Grrly Girl
Where’s the “yuck!” Button? 😄

Also, FYI, you can shorten long URLs here: https://tinyurl.com
Msg: 969155
Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: Grrly GirlProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 9:05 AM
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Reply to: Msg 969152 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
thanks for the Tiny.
Msg: 969160
estella_naparella Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: estella_naparellaProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 11:48 AM
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Reply to: Msg 969151 by Grrly Girl
gross, and I'm glad my day is going much better than that.
Msg: 969161
Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: Oberon_KenobiProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 12:03 PM
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Reply to: Msg 969151 by Grrly Girl
That sound like a Dr. Seuss title

The Seal with an Eel Up It's Nose

I'm sorry to say
I'm sad to report
That I found a seal
In a terrible sort

The seals they do probe
They are looking for food
The eels try to escape
Ending up the seal's snood

The seals go back to the beach
Go up on the land
And begin to wheeze
Up on the sand

The problem you see,
Had by these seals
Are these things up their nose
These thing are small eels

Then the humans do see
That seal and his wheeze
They do want to help
The seal they will please

After a look, a real close exam
The eel was removed
by the Hawaiian Monk Seal Research Program

This latest nose eel was also removed,
With a “slow, steady pull.”
The seal was unharmed;
But at least the eel was all whole

The seal was released
Back out on the beach
But if you're an eel
No noses! We beseech




Footnote: "Hawaiian Monk Seal Research Program" just doesn't work in the meter of Seuss, but I did what I could.
Msg: 969163
DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: DarkZen and Evil Cow PieProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 1:08 PM
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Msg: 969165
MissMoon Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
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Date: Dec 7, 2018 1:59 PM
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Reply to: Msg 969151 by Grrly Girl
Hummm....sounds like an old vaudeville routine.

Didja hear the one about the seal with the eel stuck up it's nose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
Msg: 969166
west dover quidditch team Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: west dover quidditch teamProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 2:08 PM
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Msg: 969168
Public Hand Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: Public HandProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 4:47 PM
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Reply to: Msg 969166 by west dover quidditch team
Wow, that is one of the best horrible puns I've heard lately!!
Msg: 969169
Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: BEBO BEARProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 7, 2018 7:07 PM
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Reply to: Msg 969168 by Public Hand
I can't believe I read the whole thing!
Msg: 969201
Green Tortuga Subject: Re: eeeew! a seal with an eel up it's nose
Author: Green TortugaProfileContactLogbookNote
Date: Dec 8, 2018 7:18 PM
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Reply to: Msg 969152 by DarkZen and Evil Cow Pie
Also, FYI, you can shorten long URLs here: https://tinyurl.com

I have to laugh. I thought the same thing, except I was thinking that everything after the ? in the URL is just for tracking purposes and could safely be removed shortening the URL by probably 75%. Not as tiny as tinyurl, though!

But I'm amused that we can have the same thought and come up with two completely different solutions!

-- Ryan
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