I just bought a poster from this person. Thankfully I didn't have to ask any questions.

http://cgi3.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=27x40-ds-movie-posters

For some reason, I think this person is either wassamatta_u, Mr. Yuk or MisterSnarky! :)

TG

Better question might be.. are we sure those people asking questions have enough sense to use a computer, log on to e-bay and participate in an auction? As we say in the south, bless their hearts!

hope

This is totally not me. Although, I have been known for scathing responses to stupid questions.

Let's take a question I received today, for example:

My employee: "What does that Melon Vitamin Water Taste Like?"
Me: "Apples, with a hint of chicken."

- Yuk

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I just bought a poster from this person. Thankfully I didn't have to ask any questions.

http://cgi3.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=27x40-ds-movie-posters

For some reason, I think this person is either wassamatta_u, Mr. Yuk or MisterSnarky! :)

TG

QMG!!! Phew, I just got back from the ER after reading this post. C a n ' t s t o p l a u g h i n g !!!

Thanks TG I needed that today ;o)

-Buxton Boxers

For some reason, I think this person is either wassamatta_u, Mr. Yuk or MisterSnarky! :)

Though I am strangely honored by the fact you thought of me, I cannot claim this to be mine. Not in any legally binding sense, anyway.
-wassamatta_u

I also really needed this today but I've got to stop silently laughing while at my computer. Everyone knows SAP system is not funny! (or fun or makes sense or is user friendly. . .)

I had to block and copy all of it and send it to someone I work with — too funny not to share!

KuKu

You know I was so excited when I switched departments at work. I was answering these types of questions all day. No I can just shuffle them off to someone else.


BTW Hubby glad to see you are working hard again today.....

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My employee: "What does that Melon Vitamin Water Taste Like?"
Me: "Apples, with a hint of chicken."

:D Brilliant!

-gollygee

This was the perfect laugh for the end of a long day! Loved it!

-TC

That was hilarious, funniest thing I've read in awhile, I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for sharing!

~Baby Bookworm

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Not in any legally binding sense, anyway

Does anyone else hear this term and think "Monty Python"??? :-)

Does anyone else hear this term and think "Monty Python"??? :-)

I would have to say no. Of course, I loathe and detest anything Monty Python, so that fact that it doesn't ring a bell doesn't surprise me. ;)

TG

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I loathe and detest anything Monty Python

All sci-fi and No fantasy makes Trekkie Gal a geeky girl...;-)

Another Geeky girl.

All sci-fi and No fantasy makes Trekkie Gal a geeky girl...;-)

I never said I wasn't a geeky girl. And I have plenty of fantasies. Um, wait...that didn't come out right. ;)

TG

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I loathe and detest anything Monty Python, so that fact that it doesn't ring a bell doesn't surprise me. ;)

Are you serious? You really don't like Monty Python? What is wrong with you??? :D

-gollygee

Are you serious? You really don't like Monty Python? What is wrong with you??? :D

Nothing is wrong with ME. But I have serious concerns about those who created Monty Python! ;)

TG

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Nothing is wrong with ME. But I have serious concerns about those who created Monty Python! ;)

Yeah, they're definitely a little deranged, but all the better for the rest of us (who like Monty Python)! :D

-gollygee

What kind of swallow?

It's just a little rabbit!!!

....if the heathens spill them God gets quite irate!


What's not to love?!

Oh, dear... I recognized all those quotes and the movies they were from. ;-)

I'll just sit over here and always look on the bright side of life.

Knit Wit

This was shared this week in another community to which I belong:

http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf

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What's not to love?!

Exactly!!! :)

-gollygee

Blessed are the Cheesemakers!

I don't like SPAM.....

http://www.detritus.org/spam/skit.html

I just love this skit

Have you been to the Spam museum in Austin, Minnesota? Theres a Spam letterbox nearby too.
And there was a Spam postal in the Monty Python ring.


I love Spam! (the skit)

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'tis merely a Flesh wound! ....I'll bite your kneecap off!

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

If you cook cubed spam with cut potatoes in a skillet, it is really very good....The inventive recioe is called....ready....Spam and potatoes

My husband's favorite: fried spam, fried egg and rice. Sounds like a Dr. Suess book to me! (and a coronary on a plate.)

I'm seeing Spamalot in a few weeks!

KuKu