Soooooooo....... (insert sly, devious chuckle)

I've created this sit-u-ation.....

Let's back up.

I am friends with a local food business owner. They make American food. A few months ago, I called said business and placed an other. When the guy on the other end asked me my name, I replied, "Princess Pei Pei." Yes. (Pronounced Pay-Pay). Anyhooooo, it stuck.

And has now rolled over into our office ordering. Whenever I place an office order, it's "Miss Scarlet", or "The Queen of Hearts" or "El Chevy". It's never their actual name.

But one department has taken this one step further. They assign their own names. It started out simple enough with Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy but the red flag was Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski. Today, though-today even I blushed--which is very hard to do. They ordered as Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels. I could not keep a straight face.

But this is my fault. I have created this . . . .

csk

Awesome!! Life needs more spice!!

The next order: Paul Reubens and Wright Hand

Ben Dover & C. Howard Fields

That's awesome! We used to do something like this at a heart monitoring company I used to work for. But we would create funny patient-named files in the computer. Of course the only one I can remember at the moment is Mike Hunt.