Sad News from Minnesota
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 75.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth , Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with many flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old manand was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift.

Being from Minne-snow-ta .... I thought that the doughboy character was acturally being retired.
Whew! our homeboy is only being puntastic!!

Oh my goodness! Lol, almost had me... thanks for the laugh! =)

So what you're saying is…he's toast?

Maybe some day he'll rise from the grave.!!!!

My condoughlences to the family.

Dartmoor Dreamer let me know about this. D'O(UG)H!!!! Just what I KNEADED. ;-)

ASL Girl

Yes. Up until this point he was in a real jam!!
ASL Girl

That's the yeast he could do!!!!

This one is a real breadwinner right here!!!!