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Reply to: #961794 by Topcollector
Jun 28, 2018 12:41pm
Must be a slow day on the boards....
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Reply to: #961797 by JampersandJ
Jun 28, 2018 1:32pm
Shhhh! We're trying not to encourage her.
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Reply to: #961794 by Topcollector
Jun 28, 2018 1:42pm
I'm stealing that. That's hilarious
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Reply to: #961801 by crosscresent
Jun 28, 2018 2:19pm
Heard it on the radio at lunch and had to share.
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Reply to: #961794 by Topcollector
Jun 28, 2018 7:46pm
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
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Reply to: #961794 by Topcollector
Jun 29, 2018 4:17pm
A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?” “Yes”, replied the master, “but with no attachments.”
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Reply to: #961842 by StasiaBoo
Jun 29, 2018 6:18pm
Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.
A: He enters Nerdvana.