My daughter's twist on an old fave:

A unicorn walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey! Why the long face?"
And the Unicorn says "Because I'm a unicorn!!!!"

It was my last day of two year old babysitting jail forever! :) I have even been boxing twice this week! I feel like a new person. Even my shrink noticed my change in demeanor!

Yea! I'm so happy for you!

I finally got around to going through the whole thing. I've been teaching children of poverty for 11 years, though very few were in as dire a situation as Dasani. Heartbreaking.