Read Thread: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Re: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Board: State: North Carolina
Reply to: #855666 by airstream dreams
Jul 1, 2014 7:19am
You know, I should never take his word for anything as the man is just rife with misinformation. Tried to tell me that 90% of dust is skin cells (um, no), brisk walking burns more calories than mountain biking (are you kidding?!), swedish meatballs are all protein (now, you're just being stupid).
Well, glad he didn't jump out and bite us! Good grief, a snake bite and subsequent infection? Great...
Well, glad he didn't jump out and bite us! Good grief, a snake bite and subsequent infection? Great...
Re: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Board: State: North Carolina
Reply to: #855584 by thndrkttn
Jul 1, 2014 7:24am
hashtagsouthernpeoplefun
i am so not a true southern person. i own this. really.
~tigs
Re: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Board: State: North Carolina
Reply to: #855673 by tiggermama
Jul 1, 2014 7:52am
Give it time. You just haven't been down here long enough.
I even drove the truck with it in there!! I think a snake bite would be kind of bada$$ if I do say so myself. Traumatic but bada$$.
Re: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Board: State: North Carolina
Reply to: #855677 by thndrkttn
Jul 1, 2014 7:56am
OH DEAR GAWD MAY I NEVER GET THIS SOUTHERN!!!
~tigs(*shudder. . .shudder shudder shudder. . .*)
Re: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Board: State: North Carolina
Reply to: #855677 by thndrkttn
Jul 1, 2014 8:19am
As someone who has sustained a southern snake bite (that rule? about using a stick first?? All it does is wake the damned things up ANGRY!!), fortunately, not a poisonous one.....I think I'll forego being bada$$......thanks!
Re: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Board: State: North Carolina
Reply to: #855678 by tiggermama
Jul 1, 2014 8:45am
Hey, tigs. Don't worry. I was born in Georgia and I'm not that Southern.
That's just plain crazy talk about bada$$ snakebites. LOL
Knit Wit
That's just plain crazy talk about bada$$ snakebites. LOL
Knit Wit
Re: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Board: State: North Carolina
Reply to: #855584 by thndrkttn
Jul 1, 2014 12:21pm
I see a new movie in the works... Snakes In SUVs rated R. It won't be long because it will most likely kill a driver, it's passenger, and then a cop, but it may get good ratings if you get Samuel L. Jackson to do a cameo. lol
Re: How do you get a snake out of the undercarriage of an SUV?
Board: State: North Carolina
Reply to: #855749 by SeerMeesh
Jul 1, 2014 12:59pm
{{I see a new movie in the works... Snakes In SUVs rated R.}
Can my super-smart yellow Labrador be the hero?? She's very, very smart and photogenic. :)
Can my super-smart yellow Labrador be the hero?? She's very, very smart and photogenic. :)