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New dog breeds
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May 1, 2014 4:14am
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New Breeds
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Re: New dog breeds
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Reply to: #844142 by Grrly Girl
May 1, 2014 7:58am
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Dachsund + Yorkie + Shitsu = (drumroll please) Dork-Shitz ok, come on.....donated by my best friend and noxer......
Re: New dog breeds
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Reply to: #844142 by Grrly Girl
May 1, 2014 1:48pm
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Okay, just have to add....

Bulldog + Shitzu = Bullsh
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Reply to: #844142 by Grrly Girl
May 1, 2014 1:50pm
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And if one of your over priced mutts, I mean designer dogs, bites there's always this muzzle.
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Reply to: #844184 by Public Hand
May 6, 2014 1:54pm
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Bernese Mountain dog + poodle = Bernoodle (just fun to say!)