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Reply to: #766901 by Wry Me
Apr 1, 2013 3:49am
LOL!! So true!!
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Reply to: #766910 by Kirbert
Apr 1, 2013 2:49pm
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Nay, allowing for anatomical differences which we will forebear to elucidate (unless asked nicely), this is accomplished not with pedal distance or with a butch-lucky streaming arc, but with a fine-tuned squat and due consideration of slope & terrain, although spatter can & often does become an issue. You must miss your shoes, and your pants, but not "on the fly," as it were, but must, due to aforementioned anatomy, drop trou at least to mid-thigh. I've given this at least a respectable amount of thought, and I defy you then to maintain the proper distance between your feet in those circumstances without falling in the leaves and wiping (out) prematurely. We'll wait right here while you try it out, recover your dignity, and report back. We're dangling on your every word.
Nay, allowing for anatomical differences which we will forebear to elucidate (unless asked nicely), this is accomplished not with pedal distance or with a butch-lucky streaming arc, but with a fine-tuned squat and due consideration of slope & terrain, although spatter can & often does become an issue. You must miss your shoes, and your pants, but not "on the fly," as it were, but must, due to aforementioned anatomy, drop trou at least to mid-thigh. I've given this at least a respectable amount of thought, and I defy you then to maintain the proper distance between your feet in those circumstances without falling in the leaves and wiping (out) prematurely. We'll wait right here while you try it out, recover your dignity, and report back. We're dangling on your every word.
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Reply to: #766780 by BirchMoon
Apr 2, 2013 11:22am
We have one of these with our camping gear and one that travels in the glove compartment of the car. The female members of the family both vouch for its general awesomeness.
http://www.mec.ca/AST/ShopMEC/HikingCamping/HealthSafety/PRD~4005-839/sani-fem-freshette-urinating-aid.jsp
http://www.mec.ca/AST/ShopMEC/HikingCamping/HealthSafety/PRD~4005-839/sani-fem-freshette-urinating-aid.jsp
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Reply to: #767142 by Fish Below The Ice
Apr 2, 2013 11:27am
*snicker*
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Reply to: #766833 by dingus dufus
Apr 2, 2013 3:52pm
Lady J
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Reply to: #767051 by Wry Me
Apr 2, 2013 5:53pm
SWMBO says you all are a bunch of pussies! As I said before, she does this all the time, no problem! I did find out today that she seeks out pine needles if possible; no spatter. Also, she tends to wear stretchy shorts which probably help with the whole squatting thing.
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Reply to: #766818 by knit wit
Apr 13, 2013 12:54pm
Muggles by remote. ;-)