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How to build a campfire...
Board: Funny Pages
Mar 1, 2005 8:09am
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A little campfire humor in light of our first camping trip of 2005. (I think I have covered at least half of the steps below).

15 Steps to Build a Campfire

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
2. Bandage left thumb.
3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.
4. Bandage left foot.
5. Make structure of slivers (include those embedded in hand.)
6. Light Match
7. Light Another Match
8. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of fire.
9. Apply burn ointment to nose.
10. While fire is burning, collect more wood.
11. Upon discovering that fire has gone out while out searching for
more wood, soak wood from can labeled "kerosene."
12. Treat face and arms for second-degree burns.
13. Re-label can to read "gasoline."
14. When fire is burning well, add all remaining firewood.
15. When thunder storm has passed, repeat steps